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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 18, 2007 16:48:42 GMT 7
Tell me the best ones you've heard of.
Here's mine.
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
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Post by mojako on Jun 18, 2007 19:08:38 GMT 7
"Girl you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind."
"Do you have a band-aid, cause i've injured my knee falling for you."
"When God made you he was showing off."
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 26, 2007 23:30:51 GMT 7
*akbay ka sa girl* You ~ Hey cute!! Girl ~ Kilala ba kita? You ~ Hi!! I'm <insert your name here>!! Ayan.. Oo naman kilala mo ko..  And you, what's your name? |
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Post by mojako on Jan 24, 2008 20:13:38 GMT 7
Alam mo tumataba ka...
Bumibilog...
At unti - unting nagiging...
mundo ko.
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krein
Angelo Degli Incubi
really miss her.
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Post by krein on Feb 13, 2008 22:04:55 GMT 7
Girl: Dami talagang mga korny na pick up lines no? May alam ka pa bang iba?
Boy: Wala na eh, wala na kong maisip... kundi ikaw...
aw!
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Crimson Shallow
Angelo Degli Incubi
^uR jUst d bEzt I eVer hAd..^^
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Post by Crimson Shallow on Feb 14, 2008 6:39:38 GMT 7
^...
aHahahahahahahaahha!..
here's mine:
Alam mo para kanG keyboard kasi type kita...
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 9, 2008 1:43:17 GMT 7
I have one!XD I didn't even know I was being hit on till the end of the line!XD
guy: let me try something with you.*holds girl's hand**names girl's fingers* this is the cow, the pig, the dog, the cat, and the chicken. They want to go here to the market...which is here*points to girl's palm* How do you do that?
girl: *closes fist to let fingers reach her palm*
guy: *still holding her hand* Good! Now they want to go to the mall...which is here *points to the place where your arm bends* How do you do that?
girl: *keeps trying to reach that place but you really can't..you'd only reach your shoulders*
guy: sirit?
girl: How do you get there?
guy:...I don't know. I just wanted to hold your hand!
My friend was holding my hand the whole time!XD Silly AJ...fell for his trick.=_='
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Post by Blessed Devil on May 9, 2008 6:58:40 GMT 7
I already tried that. She smacked me on the head. Girls are mean like that, yo.
Here's something I wanted to try way back then.
Guy: May I apply?
Girl: Apply for what?
Guy: For your heart...
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 9, 2008 10:04:56 GMT 7
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
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Post by ♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥ on May 9, 2008 12:49:15 GMT 7
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together.
xD~
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 9, 2008 13:37:00 GMT 7
If you were a booger, I'd pick you.  This is the grossest pick up line EVER.O.O |
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Post by Blessed Devil on May 9, 2008 16:48:49 GMT 7
That made my day.
I should try that line out some time.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 9, 2008 17:46:41 GMT 7
There are only 2 reactions I can think of happening after a guy says this line...
1) Slap!
2)....LOL!!!!
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Post by ♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥ on May 10, 2008 20:21:38 GMT 7
Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!
I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
Now fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?
....*laughs*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 13, 2008 15:02:49 GMT 7
OMGLOL.XD I love the ninja one!XD
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Post by ♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥ on May 13, 2008 16:52:04 GMT 7
XDD~ I know, right. I'd laugh out loud if anyone told me those.
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Post by UB the fat dude on May 14, 2008 8:30:55 GMT 7
jee: *laughs*
nice one.....
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Post by ♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥ on May 14, 2008 11:30:09 GMT 7
xD *gets some more*
~ "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
~ "Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?"
~ "Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you."
~ "Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
~ "Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?"
~ "Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
*Q*
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Post by Blessed Devil on May 15, 2008 7:44:10 GMT 7
Here's something that I got from a friend of mine. I tried it out. This is what happened:
Danilyn: Fota ko, love mo ba ako?
Joboy: Hindi kita love........... love na love kita!
Danilyn: Ay, shet, naitanong ko pa.. =_='
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Post by TiniWini on May 15, 2008 14:03:36 GMT 7
Sa panahon ngayon ang dami dami dami dami nang mga pick up lines diba? at sa ganun ay mahirap na magisip ng bago.. Ikaw, may naisip ka na ba? Ako kasi, wala nang maisip eh.. KUNDI IKAW..  |
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And you, what's your name? 
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