AJ the Ass Slayer

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

@martin: Yes. She's secretly raunchy. Well, it's not really a secret, actually.XD Stuff happens...in school.XD

@bd: Thanks! Yes, the sig is cheese.XD *Spanish music plays in the background* I am after all...Queso AJ!(lol) I'll work on a funny one later.XD Oh and I didn't notice the resemblance to Karl (guy in the picture) O.O But I swear...your personalities...quite alike. Almost exactly the same. He's even an atheist.O.O

[Blessed Devil]

Notice. Now.

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Well...his lips are thinner...his nose is different too...he has a stronger jaw, square-ish...

...although the eyes, the eyebrows, and the hair...quite similar...

Another picture of him that I played with:


I can't help it!XD It's so...addicting to edit pictures.XD I did like...4 in 30 minutes.O.O

[chuna]

^ Yes. He is pretty. ((: And white.

I agree AJ. I don't tell people in school here cause ... that'll just ruin everything for me XD Especially ... yeah. I like your new sig and Avatar too!

"Like Moses has power over sea, you've got power over me" ... Wow. ((: It's all good AJ.

[♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥]

Don't forget that he can do a french accent.

Cheesy AJ~ ahaha <33 a little (or a lot) of cheese never hurts anyone, anyway. *Q*

Awesome. xD but Blessed has a noticable mustache. * 3* he has like...no mustache.

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Lipgloss(Deni) is my only school friend in this forum.XD

chuna: The line in my sig is from one of my favorite Coldplay songs. It's not very popular, but it's very good. It's called "Moses". I love it! The lyrics are so...*sigh* I heart Coldplay. I just couldn't take the credit for the greatness that is Coldplay.=_=' I love 'em too much!T-T

[♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥]

*feels special* xD Aj also introduced me to Fall out boy, and I've been loving their songs ever since. <3

Oh, AJ, Dark or Milk chocolate, btw? :33

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Uh...milk?XD

[♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥]

Yummy nummy milk. n wn

What's your favorite subject in school? (lunch counts, lol. xD)

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Lunch! Wait, why does lunch count?O.O

[♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥]

It just does. XD!

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

This is seriously random. I am not kidding.O.O

RandomAJNotes:

This is a thread about me...so I guess I'll post things about stuff(wtf).XD

On my trip to Bolinao, I got inspired (coughboredcough) and drew a somewhat dark Alice In Wonderland thingy. I over darkened her hair. So my Alice is dark...and not blonde...and wears slutty outfits.XD I drew the "Cheshire Cat" with her too. My version is supposed to be a tempting dude. I...messed up his face. Smudgers and kneaded erasers are my new best friends. I heart big waves that thrash me around the beach/sea.XD I hate the day after. My body's aching. And so is my heart (ew. too emo.XD) LOL. Marv and I are fighting again. But this was a scary fight. I should have never said anything about his stat. I can't remember what I did the whole day...oh yeah! I read! That's what I did! LOL.XD I heart painting nails to pass the time. Now if only I could do it right...where do these bubbles come from?O.O My mom's best friend(dude) just came back from the US. I like him. He'd be a cool (step)dad. He convinced my mom to buy me a PS2 years ago. If only he'd make a move...I heart you! Be my daddy!*A* Everyone else is trying to be my daddy 'cept you! The other guy was cool too...the captain. I didn't like him before 'cause I loved my dad too much. But he's cool now. I regret not liking him. He's a pilot...and an archer (not kidding. he intends to enter the olympics)...and he shoots guns.O.O That would've been a nice father-daughter moment. "Dad, teach me how to shoot guns!""Sure honey! All you have to do cock it like this and pull this trigger-""LOL! You said cock." OMGWTF. So much rambling!XD But best friend guy could prolly convince my mom to get me a new camera. And take me to the cool concerts he goes to. And possibly convince momma to get me a car. I heart you! Be my daddy!*A* I'm so weird right now. You see, I ran out of sweet things a while ago. So I ate chicharon. Now I want more sweet things. And sinigang. Give me your chocolate!> ...hey you!*pokepoke* You!*poke*You!*poke*...I heart you.*hug* Heart me too, 'kay..? Am I lonely..? I dare say...I think I am. I'm missing a pillow case. Where is my pillow case?! OMGWTF. Mosquitoes are attacking meeee!*A* Mosquito. Parasito. Bandito. I KILL YOU. LOL.XD Hump de bump do body. Hump de body rock. Waaah. Ewan.XD I wish I had a blog. But blogger.com banned/deleted(?) my blog.XD I only made one post in that one. Whyyyyy??*A* I shall tell you one of my guilty pleasures. "Kiss The Girl" by Ashley Tisdale. ShalalalalalaMYohMY looks like the boy's too shy, ain't gonna kiss the giiirl! That's right beeotch! You're gonna miss the girl!> I fell in love once. I was in 4th grade. He had skin asthma. I left for America for three months. When I came back, it was too late to ask him to stay. So, I just chased him goodbye. I literally ran after him. After our school bus. He transfered to a different school the next year. He got kicked out in that one...and the next one (sumthin' to do with girls). He then went back to Canada. I never saw him again. Eeh. I wish I could siiiiiiing.XD Singing is fun. People in my school adore singers and abuse artists. Yes. Artists are abused. Because...we are cool...and mysterious...and easily swooned by praises. "Wooooow! You're sooo good! Could you-" Bahumbug! I really should stop talking. This is like...diarrhea of words. Word diarrhea. LOL. Sunday Morning. But it's Tuesday. I wish...I wish I could write poetry. Then I'd be deep, man. I wanna be deep. Bah! Wake up! Don't sleep. You've got more things to read! Reading is fun. I heart reading. I wonder how long this post is? I won't know till I post it. I didn't mean for it to be this long. Odd how my fingers are just automatically moving on their own. Don't hate me. I just wanted an outlet. This seemed like an appropriate place...a day in a life?XD Eeh. Ohwoah! Ohwoah! Be my babyyyy! I'll look after you. Evil mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are evil. How do mosquitoes contribute to the ecosystem? I don't know. As the world falls doooooown! David Bowie. I heart you. For real. Let's make rock star babies. I'm kidding. Where's my sugar? Where's my chocolate? Where's my hug? Gimmegimme more.

[Blessed Devil]

I'll be your daddy if you want.... but you're gonna have two moms. And I'm like, one or two years (?) older than you. But I've always wanted to say "Aww, AJ, you really do take after your father..."

Mosquitoes feed frogs. You know how important frogs are to society. They're French food!

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

I don't want you to be my daddydaddy.O.O That...would be weird.O.O I wouldn't mind sitting on your lap during Christmas though. (omgwtf. I still feel random. I haven't had any chocolate. 2 days now. I want it. I NEED it.)

Oh...and...

Frogs eat other bugs too. Like...flies. Flies are bigger than mosquitoes. Mosquitoes just spread...Malaria and Dengue. Evil little critters. I like frogs.

[J e e c o .]

I shall give you chocolate, sister. =D

And wouldn't it be nice to sit on BD's lap? x33 LET'S ALL SIT ON BD'S LAP! >D

[Blessed Devil]

No.. HAVE MERCY ON MY SKINNY BODY

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

My butt is not that heavy!>

Thanks, Jee!

I have now resupplied my mini ref with Flat Tops. Lots and lots of 'em.XD

[J e e c o .]

THEN WE SHALL PUMP IT WITH juice AIR! O:

I bet AJ would like that. SOOOFT. x33

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

What the-

...O.O

OMG. LOL. I feel like Dr. Phil today. Wait, ew. Tyra Banks. Yes. I feel like Tyra Banks today. Everyone's been asking me advice. Three of my friends have asked me relationship advice today. And Karl...Karl asked me for shopping/fashion advice/help...O.O Now, people, he's not gay! He needs the help for his upcoming play. Well, anyway, I feel really good about helping people today. So...why can't I seem to help myself?

I'm so odd.XD

[TiniWini]

Next question..

Same question I asked BD..

What is your idea of an ideal whole-day date?