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Post by UB the fat dude on Jul 12, 2008 17:37:55 GMT 7
Kala ko ba kung naga-thunder, naga-bowling si jesus?
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Post by Shisame on Jul 12, 2008 17:42:37 GMT 7
ummm.. well that's what my mama told me when I was four. ;D
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Post by UB the fat dude on Jul 12, 2008 17:49:34 GMT 7
REALLY? So do you really believe on that nonsense?
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Post by J e e c o . on Jul 12, 2008 18:25:09 GMT 7
I thought that whenever there was thunder, the apocalypse was coming.
...now that's utter nonsense. =_='
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 12, 2008 20:25:08 GMT 7
Let me get this straight.. When Blue Chaos was four, her mom told her that whenever the thunders roar, Jesus is bowling. And now that she's older, she is told that God is angry whenever there is thunder, and the angels are crying when it rains. And somehow, Jeanelle is told that whenever there was thunder, the apocalypse was coming (and it seems as though thousands of apocalypses have already happened).
Christianity is one fucked up belief. That's all I can say.
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Post by Shisame on Jul 13, 2008 11:31:56 GMT 7
@ Useless being: hey, that was when I was four. ;D and now Im nineteen. dummies are those who would believe on those parents- fantasy-theories!
@ Bd: XD that's how few parents think how dumb they child are to believe.
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In a way I still enjoy being a Christian. Bithchy people in miniskirt and geto outfit exist in churches every sunday. A site to meh. lolz.
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 13, 2008 19:28:58 GMT 7
You're one horny honey, BC. You're probably more interested in girls with miniskirts than I am.
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Post by UB the fat dude on Jul 13, 2008 19:34:18 GMT 7
Let me get this straight.. When Blue Chaos was four, her mom told her that whenever the thunders roar, Jesus is bowling. And now that she's older, she is told that God is angry whenever there is thunder, and the angels are crying when it rains. And somehow, Jeanelle is told that whenever there was thunder, the apocalypse was coming (and it seems as though thousands of apocalypses have already happened). Christianity is one fucked up belief. That's all I can say. You're damn right! ;D |
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Post by Shisame on Jul 14, 2008 13:06:48 GMT 7
You're one horny honey, BC. You're probably more interested in girls with miniskirts than I am. screw it! it's not what you are thinking of syempre!  I'm talking of those "papansin" girls in not just simple miniskirts but SUPER miniskirts that is not apparently appropriate. that's one awful bad habit Christians have inside churches. it's the reaction "omg. look at this bitchy girl's outfit. Does she wanna get raped after the mass?" .then we started to grin at each other specially my guy friends.(as expected, they're smiling maliciously) like a short site of "kalokohan". that's what I mean.  |
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Post by UB the fat dude on Jul 14, 2008 18:00:58 GMT 7
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What the!!!!! Hey! aren't you not proud that there are girls wearing "SUPER MINI SKIRTS" in churches?
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 14, 2008 19:46:19 GMT 7
Well, Blue Chaos, since you said: In a way I still enjoy being a Christian. Bithchy people in miniskirt and geto outfit exist in churches every sunday. A site to meh. lolz. I thought you "enjoyed" seeing bitchy people in miniskirts and ghetto outfits because it was "a site" to you. You weren't clear enough in what you were saying. |
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Post by UB the fat dude on Jul 15, 2008 18:10:31 GMT 7
Change topic!
So guys! Do you believe that there is Karma?
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 15, 2008 19:02:16 GMT 7
Whoa, if you want a new topic you have to go create one, UB.
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Post by Crescent Moon on Jul 20, 2008 12:24:39 GMT 7
Kharma is a not a cgristian belief UB. I think its Confucius idea. >>
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 20, 2008 19:50:51 GMT 7
Karma is for Hinduism.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jul 23, 2008 20:00:12 GMT 7
Yeah...Karma is for Hinduism. Confucius is a philosopher.
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Post by J e e c o . on Jul 25, 2008 15:52:33 GMT 7
Christianity is a bitch.
oops. inside voice.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jul 26, 2008 23:57:14 GMT 7
Don't worry. I kinda think so too.  I feel like...maybe there is a God. But I don't believe in religion. |
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Post by Shisame on Jul 27, 2008 9:21:39 GMT 7
^ ^ What the!!!!! Hey! aren't you not proud that there are girls wearing " SUPER MINI SKIRTS" in churches? I mean not inside churches, UB. @ BD: ok. Im guilty. --------------------wow. more more anti-christ. yaykz!------------------ |
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jul 27, 2008 17:23:21 GMT 7
While I was at the church today (one of my father's former trusted employee was having her baby baptized. I'm a ninang), my mom told me about how I was baptized.
*whoooooooFLASHBACKwhooooooo*
Me: Why was I so old when I was baptized?
Mom: Your father wanted you to be much older before you get baptized. He wanted you to be old enough to choose if you wanted to be Catholic or not...sadly, no school would accept you because you weren't baptized. It's a requirement in the Philippines. So, I had the hardest time just to look for a church to baptize you...and even when we finally found a church that would (an El Shaddai *note: tama ba?* church), schools wouldn't take you 'cause you're illegitimate...
AJ: ...I love daddy. I'm glad that he wanted me to choose. It is just sad that our country is run by the church. It's really ridiculous. What does education have anything to do with being baptized or marriage? Ridiculous Catholic doctrines.
*whoooooooooooENDOFFLASHBACKwhoooooooooooo*
And so, I learned something. I'm going to wait for my future spawn to grow up before getting them baptized. I am not going to force feed the church to them.
Dad, I love you. Thank you so much.
People, I am not being sarcastic, k?
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I'm talking of those "papansin" girls in not just simple miniskirts but SUPER miniskirts that is not apparently appropriate. that's one awful bad habit Christians have inside churches. it's the reaction "omg. look at this bitchy girl's outfit. Does she wanna get raped after the mass?" .then we started to grin at each other specially my guy friends.(as expected, they're smiling maliciously) like a short site of "kalokohan". that's what I mean. 
