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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Oct 2, 2008 20:21:11 GMT 7
You all must be wondering why this thread is in the Chamber of Torture. Well, I'll tell you why.
I just recently finished reading Twilight. People, it's not that good.
It wasn't well written. I felt like I was reading fanfiction the whole time! I'm not kidding! I thought the book would be pretty good, but nay. I've been deceived. Do not be fooled with the writer's usage of big words. The story is VERY shallow. Ugh. I hate Bella. She's the stupidest leading woman EVER. She's unnaturally clumsy and accident prone. I'm just very disappointed. I thought the book would be cool because of the good concept the author had (vampire <3 human), however, she was not able to execute the story well.
Okay, now, I don't understand why this book series is such a HUGE deal. Well, the teeny bopper fan girls make sense, I guess.
Ugh. I swear. The book sucks.
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Post by J e e c o . on Oct 3, 2008 18:42:14 GMT 7
OMG really? D:
I feel so...disappointed. ;_; Daaarn it.
Well, at least I won't be wasting money on buying that. Thanks so much, AJ.
*goes back to fanfiction* Dx
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Post by chuna on Oct 3, 2008 18:47:31 GMT 7
AJ, thanks. I didn't bother finishing the book. My kuya's friend lent me hers (because she has two copies  ...) and......GOH SCREW BELLA THAT WHORE. ... Sorry na. Twilight fans, I like Edward. ... BUT HOW COULD BELLA BE HIS BRAND OF HEROINE? Geez, I feel like a hero and you are my heroine. >_> Nasayang si Cullen and his whole oh-so perfect family. ... Fucking Bella. Why won't she just go prick herself and die. ... Oh, but the concept is cool. AMEN AJ. |
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Post by J e e c o . on Oct 3, 2008 18:50:29 GMT 7
I love Edward too~ I mean, people in ffiction always made Bella look so...perfect, I guess. ._. Well, that's fanfiction. EDWARD IS MY THIRD HUSBAND  |
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Oct 3, 2008 20:20:06 GMT 7
YES. Edward truly is a yummy dish. And so is Bella. Edward should just drink her blood already so she can fucking die. I also hate how she is so fucking slutty. "Oh, Edward! Let's fuck! Kiss me some more!" I read the prologue of the 2nd book though...Jasper's gonna eat her!  Eeh. Basta. Sayang yung concept. |
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Post by parksoobyung on Oct 7, 2008 2:34:40 GMT 7
I read a few chapters of eclipse and got transported back to the days of Sweet Valley High, but instead of sunny beaches you get, uh, moors and dark places..? haha
Swear, I love shallow storylines and all (hello, gossip girl!) but this takes the cake for having the shallowest storyline ever. i'd still rather read anne rice.
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Post by TiniWini on Oct 7, 2008 17:04:57 GMT 7
LOL!! I have the e-books!! XD If you don't wanna wait till your turn or to buy your own expensive copy, I could upload the e-books somewhere then give you guys the link.. XD
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Oct 7, 2008 17:45:29 GMT 7
Eeh. The thing about me is, when I read a book that's part of a series, I want to know what happens next.
Mart, I ain't paying for Twilight. Can you send me the link please?XD
I still think Twilight is shallow.XD
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Post by TiniWini on Oct 8, 2008 11:21:13 GMT 7
Oooohh, she's suddenly interested.. XD
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Post by tofiluk on Oct 8, 2008 15:45:49 GMT 7
*brings bad news* Jasper didn't eat her! X( Heleina told me. She read the 2nd one.
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Post by TiniWini on Oct 8, 2008 19:10:28 GMT 7
Duh.. Bella becomes a vampire in the 4th book when she gives birth to their (Bella and Edward) baby.. So obviously, no werewolf ate her.. HAHAHAHA!! XD
I finished it.. XD
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Post by chuna on Oct 9, 2008 15:23:59 GMT 7
I thought Jasper was a vampire.
I stopped reading twilight. I got....eh, it gets boring at some parts. And I've got to admit, it still gets me even after hating Bella. But I won't say that when it comes to books this is one of the best -- no, it's just mushy. ....
And OMG HELEINA READ
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Oct 9, 2008 19:21:28 GMT 7
LoL. You guys spoiled it.=_=' I'm disappointed...I wanted Jasper to eat her...=_='
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Post by J e e c o . on Oct 10, 2008 17:40:05 GMT 7
I'm happier if everyone dies. OH YEAH. Can't Jasper eat himself...? ._. |
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Post by TiniWini on Oct 11, 2008 12:00:58 GMT 7
"Don’t be afraid." I murmured.
"We belong together."
I was abruptly overwhelmed by the truth of my own words.
This moment was so perfect, so right, there was no way to doubt
it, his arms wrapped around me, holding me against him...
It felt like every nerve ending in my body was a live wire.
"Forever." He agreed.
-- Breaking Dawn
Hahahaha!! Yes, mushy..
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Oct 11, 2008 20:57:11 GMT 7
Er, ew.
I hope that one day, during Bella's attempt to get Edward to fuck her, he attempts to give her a hickie and accidentally kills her instead.
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Post by chuna on Oct 17, 2008 18:29:40 GMT 7
Er, ew. I hope that one day, during Bella's attempt to get Edward to fuck her, he attempts to give her a hickie and accidentally kills her instead. Yeah. PLEASE. Bella's just so ... ugh, why'd you love someone for their blood? Still I'm excited for that book with Edward's point of view. ... YEE EDWARD. Haha. |
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Post by TiniWini on Oct 17, 2008 23:44:06 GMT 7
^ Ooh, yes. Midnight Sun. It's Twilight in Edward's P.O.V.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Oct 18, 2008 19:53:58 GMT 7
That's gotta be good.XD I can imagine it now...
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I'm hanging with Bella in her room again. She keeps sticking her tongue down my throat. She's now attempting to 'secretly' grab my crotch. She is such a little skank, but she smells so fucking good. Especially during her period.
Ohlol. WTF.XD
UPDATE:
I just finished the second book...Martin, was it really meant to end that way?O.O The ending of the second book makes me want to hate Jacob. He's such a dirty, jealous, bitch-boy. The second book was super boring. It only got interesting during the ending chapters (*spoiler*when Bella and Edward got reunited in Italy). At the moment, I hate Jacob.
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Post by J e e c o . on Oct 28, 2008 17:52:57 GMT 7
Jacob's the werewolf, right?
I've read a bit of Eclpise. Bing. xD It really is for romantic teens. I want blood and sex and massacre! The kind that depresses you~! x3
I love werewolves. <3
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...) and......GOH SCREW BELLA THAT WHORE. ... Sorry na. Twilight fans, I like Edward. ... BUT HOW COULD BELLA BE HIS BRAND OF HEROINE?
