Post by Blessed Devil on Jan 28, 2008 17:35:13 GMT 7
Note: This is not to mock all parents in general. It just mocks the stereotypical ones that are accepted by society. That is just my problem - why the hell are these stuff accepted by society?
How to be a Parent
- Blame your daughter's boyfriend for her low grades. It's much easier than helping her.
- Scare your child with vivid, traumatizing stories of eternal burning and torture to ensure that they'd be too frightened to even question the religion that you prefer them to have.
- If your daughter is kissing a guy, it automatically equates to her having sex with him.
- It's easier to treat your children like slaves than it is to treat them like people with dignity. Therefore, they should not ever be allowed to talk back to you.
- Your opinion on fashion and style is the law, so tell your child how to dress and if he/she doesn't like it, ground him/her for a month.
- Because you are always right, tell your child "You'll thank me one day" because it will TOTALLY convince your child that your decision is correct.
- Gays are never acceptable. Look, even God hates fags.
- Feeding your child and sending him to school justifies any form of social mistreatment you inflict upon him/her, like always yelling at them, spanking them, etc. All you need is food and money in order to be a respectable parent.
- Finally, never EVER admit you're wrong.
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Lip Gloss' contribution:
- And if you're scolding your child and you ask him or her a question and he/she does not reply, it is PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE to shout at him or her, "WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME?!"
How to be a Parent
- Blame your daughter's boyfriend for her low grades. It's much easier than helping her.
- Scare your child with vivid, traumatizing stories of eternal burning and torture to ensure that they'd be too frightened to even question the religion that you prefer them to have.
- If your daughter is kissing a guy, it automatically equates to her having sex with him.
- It's easier to treat your children like slaves than it is to treat them like people with dignity. Therefore, they should not ever be allowed to talk back to you.
- Your opinion on fashion and style is the law, so tell your child how to dress and if he/she doesn't like it, ground him/her for a month.
- Because you are always right, tell your child "You'll thank me one day" because it will TOTALLY convince your child that your decision is correct.
- Gays are never acceptable. Look, even God hates fags.
- Feeding your child and sending him to school justifies any form of social mistreatment you inflict upon him/her, like always yelling at them, spanking them, etc. All you need is food and money in order to be a respectable parent.
- Finally, never EVER admit you're wrong.
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Lip Gloss' contribution:
- And if you're scolding your child and you ask him or her a question and he/she does not reply, it is PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE to shout at him or her, "WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME?!"
Well I don't like them, but I didn't make this to describe my parents. I made this to describe all stereotypical parents in the world.
<--- Mah boss. OH YEAH. 
