Post by Blessed Devil on Feb 5, 2008 20:46:34 GMT 7
I kinda' wanted to explode today when I was the only one in our group working on our experiment. That's when I realized I hated C1B. So I decided to write something dedicated to them.
To my section, C1B:
What the fuck is this shit? Why do I have to babysit your sorry asses every fucking day? Do you mother fuckers ENJOY acting like a limpdick piece of horse shit? You morons have taken my faith in humanity, smashed it on a rock, ran a truck over it, and basically crushed it into tiny fucking pieces.
Roby Rick Peñalosa, you're an attention-whore. Normally, attention-whoring is okay with me, as long as it's not so fucking obvious. Your loud voice, your loud laughter, your bad jokes, your attempts at pissing off the teacher, and your attempts to reaffirm every single negative preconception of La Salle about our class... You're a fucking moron and nothing successful will ever happen to your life. Drive that fucking tricycle when you're about 20 years old.
Emmanuel Espina, you complain too much and it's fucking annoying. Congratu-fucking-lations! You've realized how terrible La Sallian teachers are! Do you know what the smart person does when they're faced with horrible teachers? He increases his effort to understand the lesson! Instead, you flail your arms like a retard and whine like a bitch. Stop acting like you're so smart. You're not smart! Without me, you are nothing at all. Oh, and for fuck's sake, when I tell you that I don't want to play DotA, I really don't!
Brando Lalucis, every time I speak to you I have to spend about thirty seconds of inane drivel because what the average person can say in two words you say it in 200000000000000 words! You dare to go beyond conventional methods! Sure, you waste about 500 calories trying to ask me a question in Algebra or Programming, but it's alright for stupid fuckers like you, because at least you can put on a FACADE of intellect. Now if only you could actually think FOR REAL.
Ric Landicho, you're always late for our first subject, and you try to justify it by saying that you live far away. NEWSFLASH: I live farther away from La Salle than you do, and I get there in time. Oh, and then you complain about a difficult test because "it wasn't taught by the teacher" when in fact it's your fault for always being so fucking late and never hearing any lesson. You justify everything stupid you've ever done with even more stupidity. You're a fucking moron. You're the epitome of stupidity. You need to go to hell you worthless piece of shit.
Justin Jonas, you're a gay, arrogant, stupid fuck who just won't admit it. I hate you, and just about everyone in C1B hates you too. I'm not even going to get started with how stupid you are, because that would be traveling into an entirely new realm of stupidity that I have never even witnessed before.
Rick Andreo Magno, your words have about as much impact as a cotton candy hitting Manny Pacquiao's chest. Nobody cares about you. You can go wrap your neck in barbed wire and hang yourself and we'd still live a happy and fulfilled life.
Mike Arjay Rubis, you are just not funny. Stop trying to be. It just makes everything more shitty than it already is.
People who can't answer anything in a physics quiz, don't fucking expect to get any fucking lectures from me because I'm not going to teach you what the teacher explained for one hour right in the middle of the test.
People who ask me how to make a program right in the middle of a quiz, an exercise, or a lecture, use your OWN fucking brain because I'm busy using mine to answer a quiz or exercise, or listen to a lecture.
Everyone else in the section, you're all hopeless. The fact that you all still live today and are still permitted by God to act like you have an entire fucking breadbasket of anxiety disorders alleviated by the shit you spew is a testament to how drunk God was when he created life. No wait, this just proves to me EVEN MORE that there is no God. I hope you all die a horrible and painful death.
To my section, C1B:
What the fuck is this shit? Why do I have to babysit your sorry asses every fucking day? Do you mother fuckers ENJOY acting like a limpdick piece of horse shit? You morons have taken my faith in humanity, smashed it on a rock, ran a truck over it, and basically crushed it into tiny fucking pieces.
Roby Rick Peñalosa, you're an attention-whore. Normally, attention-whoring is okay with me, as long as it's not so fucking obvious. Your loud voice, your loud laughter, your bad jokes, your attempts at pissing off the teacher, and your attempts to reaffirm every single negative preconception of La Salle about our class... You're a fucking moron and nothing successful will ever happen to your life. Drive that fucking tricycle when you're about 20 years old.
Emmanuel Espina, you complain too much and it's fucking annoying. Congratu-fucking-lations! You've realized how terrible La Sallian teachers are! Do you know what the smart person does when they're faced with horrible teachers? He increases his effort to understand the lesson! Instead, you flail your arms like a retard and whine like a bitch. Stop acting like you're so smart. You're not smart! Without me, you are nothing at all. Oh, and for fuck's sake, when I tell you that I don't want to play DotA, I really don't!
Brando Lalucis, every time I speak to you I have to spend about thirty seconds of inane drivel because what the average person can say in two words you say it in 200000000000000 words! You dare to go beyond conventional methods! Sure, you waste about 500 calories trying to ask me a question in Algebra or Programming, but it's alright for stupid fuckers like you, because at least you can put on a FACADE of intellect. Now if only you could actually think FOR REAL.
Ric Landicho, you're always late for our first subject, and you try to justify it by saying that you live far away. NEWSFLASH: I live farther away from La Salle than you do, and I get there in time. Oh, and then you complain about a difficult test because "it wasn't taught by the teacher" when in fact it's your fault for always being so fucking late and never hearing any lesson. You justify everything stupid you've ever done with even more stupidity. You're a fucking moron. You're the epitome of stupidity. You need to go to hell you worthless piece of shit.
Justin Jonas, you're a gay, arrogant, stupid fuck who just won't admit it. I hate you, and just about everyone in C1B hates you too. I'm not even going to get started with how stupid you are, because that would be traveling into an entirely new realm of stupidity that I have never even witnessed before.
Rick Andreo Magno, your words have about as much impact as a cotton candy hitting Manny Pacquiao's chest. Nobody cares about you. You can go wrap your neck in barbed wire and hang yourself and we'd still live a happy and fulfilled life.
Mike Arjay Rubis, you are just not funny. Stop trying to be. It just makes everything more shitty than it already is.
People who can't answer anything in a physics quiz, don't fucking expect to get any fucking lectures from me because I'm not going to teach you what the teacher explained for one hour right in the middle of the test.
People who ask me how to make a program right in the middle of a quiz, an exercise, or a lecture, use your OWN fucking brain because I'm busy using mine to answer a quiz or exercise, or listen to a lecture.
Everyone else in the section, you're all hopeless. The fact that you all still live today and are still permitted by God to act like you have an entire fucking breadbasket of anxiety disorders alleviated by the shit you spew is a testament to how drunk God was when he created life. No wait, this just proves to me EVEN MORE that there is no God. I hope you all die a horrible and painful death.
