LOLz

[mojako]

share some of the jokes you've heard, read, etc..

here's mine:

a guy feeling horny but has only 5 bucks.went into the neighbors house to consult problem.

neighbor:"i've just got the thing."

the neighbor then led the guy into an empty room with only a chicken in it.

guy:"well better than nothing."

so he made love to the chicken.

the next day the guy is feeling horny again so he went to his neighbor.

guy:"hey, i've enjoyed yesterday and i have here ten bucks for another one."

neighbor:"come right in."

the neighbor led him into a dark room with seats and a few males. the lights in front turned on and they saw two girls making out in another room, a one way mirror separating the room they are in. the two girls seems oblivious that they are being watched.

guy:"hey, this is pretty good."

another guy:"this is nothing, yesterday we watched a man made love with a chicken."

[mojako]

a guy went into a bar at the top of a very, very high building...

upon reaching the top, he ordered a drink a nd surveyed his surroundings...

he, then noticed a man who after drinking went outside the balcony...and is surprise the man jumped down the balcony....

a few minutes later after recovering from shock of what he saw...he, then noticed the same man entering the bar again...without a single scratch on him...

the man repeated what he did and reappeared again after a few minutes...

after watching the man get drunk,jump,then appear again...he asked...

guy:"hey how come after drinking and jumping off the balcony, you always return alive...?"

drunk:"you see, after drinking, the wine creates a bouyancy on my body thus stopping me from hitting the ground within a few feet..you should try it.."

and then with that said the drunk once again jumped...

after a few minutes of thinking..the man decided to try the stunt...

he ordered a drink and jumped from the balcony...

...SPLAT!!!

he died...

as the drunk approaches the barman, the barman said...

barman:"hey superman, you're an a- hole person when you're drunk."

[mojako]

may nakain sa isang restaurant...

lalaki:'anu ba naman yan iisa na nga ang toothpick, nabali pa.'

lalaki:"WAITER!!!"

waiter:" yes sir?"

lalaki:" anu ba naman yan...iisa na nga yung toothpick nyo...nabali pa..."

waiter(galit)"alam nyo sir, sa lahat ng gumamit nyan kayo lang ang nakabali!"