Things to ponder

[Blessed Devil]

Why do we park in a driveway, but we don't drive in a parkway?

Why do women wear a pair of panties, but only one bra?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights,
what happens?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

[mojako]

if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why does the doors have locks on them

[TiniWini]

Why do our noses run, while our feet smell?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

Do penguins have knees?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

If a cow laughed really really hard, will milk come out of it's nose?

Do the people inside mascots/costumes smile (even though their faces are covered) when people take their pictures?

If you choke a Smurf...what color does it turn?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

Wahahahahahahahaha!!

[tofiluk]

purplicious said:

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

Of course not. Well that's what our teacher says.

[chuna]

Why is it called a hamburger when it's made of beef?