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Apr 24, 2007 13:24:13 GMT 7
Post by Blessed Devil on Apr 24, 2007 13:24:13 GMT 7
For your daily wisdom needs. Post your favorite quotes here. Could be a quote from a movie, a series, a historical genius, ANYTHING.
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Apr 24, 2007 13:27:30 GMT 7
Post by chuna on Apr 24, 2007 13:27:30 GMT 7
Pooh:How long will we live?
Piglet: I hope I live until a hundred
pooh: Then I hope I live a hundred minus one day so I can never live a day without you.
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Apr 25, 2007 12:01:14 GMT 7
Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 25, 2007 12:01:14 GMT 7
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
-George W. Bush
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Advertisement
"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on her first novel
"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore
"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge."
-Tokyo, Japan traffic sign
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
- Britney Spears
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole
hahahaha XD
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Apr 25, 2007 16:36:33 GMT 7
Post by chuna on Apr 25, 2007 16:36:33 GMT 7
XD^
dude1: "I'm hating myself right now..."
dude2: "So you wanna be emo and do suicide?"
dude1: "Eww dude...I'm sad...not stupid"
~o~
Joanne G.: I'm donating fat to the anorexic.
Joanne G.: It's actually charity. and sacrifice.
Samwhich *mah friend*: YES. Lets donate fatty liquidy FAT to the bolemic and the anorexic and we shall ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER EATERS
A minute later...we won nobel peace prize award and saved the world from hunger. The End.
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Apr 25, 2007 19:53:35 GMT 7
Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 25, 2007 19:53:35 GMT 7
*in a pet store*
AJ: OmiGawd!! Hamsters!!O.O
Geni: yeah..cute..
AJ: I want one!!*pout* Let's get one..then we can have joint custody!^^*thinking about harsh responsibility of having a hamster*
Geni: Ok.^^ We'll get it on your birthday.
AJ: *pout* I wanna name it...
Geni: What are you gonna name it?
AJ: Chulalongkorn!! ;D
Geni: O.o..isn't that the Thailand king..?
AJ: Yes! But instead of naming him Chulalongkorn, we'll name him Choolalongcorn!! ;D
Geni: ...O.o...
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Apr 27, 2007 19:49:48 GMT 7
Post by chuna on Apr 27, 2007 19:49:48 GMT 7
^ gahahah. I learned a lot from that...I'm still thinking of what it is though...
"Sometimes people care too much....I think it's called love"
~Pooh. ... or is it?
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Apr 28, 2007 7:24:17 GMT 7
Post by Blessed Devil on Apr 28, 2007 7:24:17 GMT 7
Kel: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Kenan's Dad: Kel, what are you laughing at?
Kel: The TV!
Kenan's Mom: The TV's not even on.
Kel: I know, but it's a funny-looking TV!
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Apr 28, 2007 13:06:42 GMT 7
Post by chuna on Apr 28, 2007 13:06:42 GMT 7
*from kris-wilson*
"*guy plays guitar*
*guy plays guitar again*
guy: know what...this isn't working....
guy: you're not a very good amplifier.
*guitar's wire is connected to another guy*"
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Apr 29, 2007 19:54:04 GMT 7
Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 29, 2007 19:54:04 GMT 7
me: "You can't spell bajangas without AJ!"
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Apr 30, 2007 15:57:41 GMT 7
Post by chuna on Apr 30, 2007 15:57:41 GMT 7
Sometimes people eat too much...I think it's called gluttony
~Joanne! *bow*
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Apr 30, 2007 20:33:47 GMT 7
Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 30, 2007 20:33:47 GMT 7
AJ: I wrote a song.
Nadz: Really??^^
AJ: Yeah.^^
Nadz: Meh. Maaaatthh....
AJ: *in the tune of Willy Wonka song* Chulalongkorn! Chulalongkorn! The amazing Thailand king! He brought up the economy...and...um...*long pause*...
Nadz:...
AJ: ...
Nadz: ...what comes after that...?
AJ: ...um...wala na ako maisip eh...
Nadz: ...
AJ: ...
Nadz: ...wahahahahaha!!!
AJ: O.O...XD
Nadz: You need to stop thinking about Chulalongkorn.
AJ: Ok...mathmathmathmath...
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May 2, 2007 11:52:52 GMT 7
Post by tofiluk on May 2, 2007 11:52:52 GMT 7
GTA San Andreas Quotes
[after killing someone] Don't blame me, blame society.
~Carl "CJ" Johnson
C... C'mon, man. Hey, I get it wrong, you know? I'm imperfect - you know, like... hey. Not a kind man. Not a wise man, you know. Not a smart man, but Dear Lord, I tried!
~Jizzy B.
Conversations:
OG Loc: I want you to take that motherf**ker out!
Carl: (whisper) KILL him?
OG Loc: Well I ain't mean date him...
Ryder: Give up the money! This a raid!
Pizza Co. Employee:(annoyed) Ryder! Not this again!
Ryder: It ain't me, fool!
Pizza Co. Employee: No one else is that small! I feel sorry for your dad!
Smoke: Like it says in the book... we are both blessed and cursed.
Carl: (awkward pause) What f**kin' book?
Carl: Uh, one last thing. You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese.
Woozie: I'm blind, Carl, not stupid.
In a helicopter:
* If I kill him, do I get a medal? (Co-Pilot responds) You get two!
* This is LSPD...hey what f**k-too low...You'll kill us all!
(chasing CJ) Helicopter Co-Pilot: Hey, I can see my house from here! Helicopter Pilot: Will you shut the hell up? (to CJ) You, stop!
FMA
Edward: Fuzake Na! (Could be considered a catch phrase of sorts, as Edward is constantly heard saying it. It's a very informal, masculine way of using the verb "Fuzakeru" which means 'Joke', 'tease', 'lie', etcetera. Basically it means "Don't kid around", though based on the circumstances, it can translate to anything from "Don't screw with me!", "Cut it out!", "You bastard!", or as sometimes translated in fan works, "Don't f**k with me!")
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May 2, 2007 14:12:05 GMT 7
Post by chuna on May 2, 2007 14:12:05 GMT 7
"My head's achin...call the power rangers!"
~My mom..this morning.
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May 2, 2007 14:27:12 GMT 7
Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 2, 2007 14:27:12 GMT 7
omg! That's so funny!!XD
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May 2, 2007 15:04:26 GMT 7
Post by tofiluk on May 2, 2007 15:04:26 GMT 7
* Literally: If the wind comes from an empty cave, it's not without a reason.
* Moral: Most seemingly strange events and actions have logical explanations.
~Chinese proverb
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May 2, 2007 15:22:40 GMT 7
Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 2, 2007 15:22:40 GMT 7
Ally McBeal: There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!
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Ally McBeal: We're not only wired to want what we can't have, but we're also wired to want what we really don't want.
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Ally McBeal: You only die once!
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Ally McBeal: When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.
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Billy: Why do therapists always have to talk about sex?
Dr. Hooper: What can I say, Freud was a perv.
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Ally McBeal: Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.
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May 2, 2007 15:33:10 GMT 7
Post by chuna on May 2, 2007 15:33:10 GMT 7
If I wasn't lazy, I'd be succesful right now....too bad I'm still lazy.
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May 2, 2007 16:40:38 GMT 7
Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 2, 2007 16:40:38 GMT 7
John "The Biscuit" Cage: Let's not forget that Lizzie Borden was found innocent of killing her parents.
Richard Fish: Oh, she did it; the jury just took pity on her for being an orphan.
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May 3, 2007 6:50:43 GMT 7
Post by Blessed Devil on May 3, 2007 6:50:43 GMT 7
Team America: World Police
"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f**k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f**ked by dicks. But dicks also f**k assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f**k the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick AND your pussy all covered in shit!"
~ The Guy in the Bar
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May 3, 2007 10:28:59 GMT 7
Post by tofiluk on May 3, 2007 10:28:59 GMT 7
XD. That made me laugh.
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