Quotes

[Crescent Moon]

hehehe.. that's some kind of quote..

[Blessed Devil]

From Lars the Emo Kid (It's in the "Must Watch Net Vids")

"Hiii..... I'm Laaars.... I'm an emo kid.... I'm just so complicated.... you could never understaaand me..... I like listening to..... emo music..... I pick movies... about my "Sin City"..... I've never seen it.... but it's a fan favorite.... I'm soooo.......... so emo......"

"I professed my love to a flower.... such a paaassionate flower....."

"I stand alooone.... forever tormented...... by the hair in my eeeeeyes!"

"You'll never knoow..... the amount of commitment it takes to dress differently..... because you think you have worse problems than everyone else..... You can't know how deep I am.... I'm so deep..... I imitate what I see on TV......

"Just one more emo pic in MySpace.... and I'll show everyone I'm cooool. *sniff*"

"I got this shirt from Hoooot Tooopic..... It says... "The A-Team".... I don't knoooow what that meeeeaaaans!"

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

[about Santa Claus]
John "The Biscuit" Cage: A fat man, trying to squeeze through a narrow chimney, and I taunt him with Oreos and whole milk.
*
[Ally's psychiatrist plays a tape of people laughing]
Dr. Tracy Clark: Sometimes when a patient says something so competely naive, I find that my own laughter just isn't enough.
*
Elaine Vassal: She's two-thirds of a Rice Krispie treat. She's already snapped, and crackled, and she's ready for the final pop.

[tofiluk]

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

* Jack Handy

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

* Peter Ustinov

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

* E. B. White, Some Remarks on Humor, introduction

[Blessed Devil]

"Ever time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player."
- Marsha Warfield

"We are guilty of believing that Jesus Christ chose only those of His own race to be his 12 disciples, and that he did not go out and choose two Chinese, two blacks, two Indians, two Arabs, two women or two homosexuals, therefore he would be called a Supremacist, Racist and Bigot by today’s worldly standards."
- Pastor Dave Barley

[chuna]

"Matinding katamaran and umabot sa akin..."
~My lola ... she was in a good mood then. and our maid was out of sight so she couldn't murder her. XD

*eating japanese food with chop sticks*
Lola: Ayusin mo hawak mo, tingnan mo, nasa baba na hawak mo...
Me: Mas madali po kasi para sa akin humawak ng chop sticks ng ganito
Kuya: Sino ba kinakausap niya *lola*, ako ikaw?
Me: Not sure.

~0~ may 20. MODIFIED~!

spongecola interview:

"What's the original name of the band?
Yael: Before it was just Sponge.

Why Sponge?
Yael: I just saw the word 'sponge' on a book lying around...
Armo: Because we absorb substance of life.
Yael: And we have cleansing properties.
Armo: No, that's cola. "

...Shet Im such a fan....XC XD

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Cuba Gooding Jr. on Conan O'Brien

Conan: You know, I noticed that in most of your movies show your butt.
Cuba: Yeah! I do!
Conan: Ah! Yeeaah! You're real proud of your butt!
*they both dance around all silly*
Conan: So, how do you keep your butt fit?
Cuba: It's the love making muscle! *thrusting hips forward while slapping his butt* Uh! Uh! See! Butt first!
Conan: Oh! You could probably use your butt to walk! Probably have specialized shoes for them!*laughing*
Cuba: I could break this chair! I could pick up a peanut using my butt!

[tofiluk]

^That was real funny.

[Shisame]

WRITING is damn easy.
all you do is stare at a blank shit of paper 'till drops of blood form on your forehead.
-magonimus exile (the creep)


mine's a bit serious.

Never explain yourself to anyone. because the people who LIKES you, dont need it.
and the people who DISLIKE you, wont believe it.

[tofiluk]

Wow. I love that one.

[Blessed Devil]

"See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
- Jack Sparrow

[mojako]

Cao: "why do people have to die..."
Cao: "so they live so they can die?..."
stranger: "if that's the case, humans will be extinct."
Cao:"whos are you?"
stranger: "My name is Kero, Keroberos Hydullus.
Kero smiles as he place flowers one by one on each grave
Cao:"er...do you know these people?"
Kero:"nope....but it became a habit"
Cao:"a habit?"
Kero:"yup."
Cao:"Why do you place flowers on each grave?"
kero:"must there be a reason to everything?"
Cao:"well...yeah"
Kero:"If there's a reason for everything, then why do you love your mother?"
Cao:"I..I..."
Kero:. "There's no reason at all, it is just because you do. If your mother didn't give birth to you, but raise you as her own, you will still love her as your mother because you just do."
Cao:"So why do you think people died?"
Kero:"If all beings live forever, life will be worthless."
Kero:"But if there's a time limit on life itself, then each beings will learn to enjoy its life to the fullest and learn what is the meaning of life."
Kero:"These people have learn to appreciate and learn about life while they are living. They might not be alive right now to teach us now, but they show us how we should live our own life individually when they were alive. For that, they have my respect."

[Shisame]

":Never mind people who hates you for no reason. Its either they are jealous, insecure or simply, a btch. "

-Paris Hilton

[mojako]

"I tried my best to make it to you, but you didn't care. Now that I'm gone you want me to come back for you?!You should've woke up earlier to see me."

-magtataho

[mojako]

"Dare what it takes to be. Then we shall so because it is.
To do or not, now or what else to be without."
-manny pacquiao

*kayo na lang umintindi*

[chuna]

"It is not much a friend's help that helps us as the confidence of their help"
~English teacher's 16-17 word quote we had to memorize.

I dont get her.

[mojako]

"some people say that..

"you don't what you have until you lose it",

but it's not like that,

you always know what you have...

...you just never thought that you would lose it..."

[waltz]

here's mine but not really nabasa ko rin lang to:

"Betrayal of self in order not to betray others is Betrayal nonetheless. Betrayal of oneself is the Highest Betrayal."

"Self-denial is Self-destruction."

ito sa akin galing talaga to (hehehe...it's one that I use during my highschool days..XD):

"Are you crazy, nuts or just insane."

[Crimson Shallow]

^Nice one bestfriend!!...Hahahah

Here's mine

"If others can do it, don't help".

"Birds of the same feather are the same birds".

"Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon"

Nyak!..that's really really true...hehehe..

[tofiluk]

sh0ckz said:

"Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon"

So TRUE!!!