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Post by Blessed Devil on Oct 30, 2007 6:44:53 GMT 7
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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krein
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Post by krein on Oct 31, 2007 20:32:06 GMT 7
i like this one. haha! Long Live Drinkers!
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Post by Crimson Shallow on Nov 1, 2007 17:50:13 GMT 7
^nYAk...
one thing that I know bout beer is makes you DEAD!..LOL
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Post by Blessed Devil on Nov 2, 2007 9:24:24 GMT 7
No it doesn't... In fact, my parents know someone who died BECAUSE he didn't drink beer.
Besides, I'd rather that a few people here and there die because of beer, rather than thousands of people die because of religious wars.
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Post by Crescent Moon on Nov 16, 2007 17:17:32 GMT 7
how did they know that it's because of not drinking beer?..that's kind of ridiculous..beer makes your liver contaminated..hehehe.. And there isn't any religous wars.. yet..
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Post by Blessed Devil on Nov 16, 2007 18:07:05 GMT 7
Yes there is. Look at the Muslims.
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Post by Crescent Moon on Nov 17, 2007 11:57:14 GMT 7
Wait.. That isn't a religious wars.. Its just terrorism..The muslims just use Allah as their protector.. The Americans doesn't use Jesus right?
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Post by Blessed Devil on Nov 17, 2007 17:05:41 GMT 7
Saint Augustine had detailed a "Just War Theory", whereby war is justifiable on religious grounds.
11th to 13th century - "The Crusades," a series of military conflicts sanctioned by the Pope of the Roman Catholic Church (Catholics wanted to kill Muslims)
16th century - war between Roman catholics and Protestants (LOL Christians can't even be united amongst themselves)
17th century - war between Roman Catholicism and Lutheranism
18th and 20th century Europe - Denis Diderot was arrested for being an atheist. (O.o) In 1811, Percy Bysshe Shelley was expelled from Oxford University for authoring the pamphlet "The Necessity of Atheism"
September 11, 2001 - The terrorist attacks on World Trade Center. Michael Scheuer says "We're being attacked for what we do in the Islamic world, not for who we are or what we believe in or how we live."
Currently, irreligious people in Iran are not considered citizens. While Jews, Christians and other minorities have the right to take part in university entrance exams and can become members of parliament or city councils, irreligious people are not granted even their basic rights. Most irreligious people, however, hide their beliefs and pretend to be Muslims. Apostasy, or abandonment of your religion, in Iran, is punishable by death.
Religion does many other harms, like how Christians refused to baptize our very own AJ and yet they tell her that she should be baptized, but I believe my point was made.
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Post by TiniWini on Nov 26, 2007 23:10:52 GMT 7
The new Pope is German.. ALL HAIL BEER!! XD
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Dec 1, 2007 22:37:30 GMT 7
how did they know that it's because of not drinking beer?..that's kind of ridiculous..beer makes your liver contaminated..hehehe.. And there isn't any religous wars.. yet.. Ok, I agree with Jeric on the first thing...beer is bad for your liver. Wine is good for you...but not beer. Beer makes you fat and gives you liver cancer. I had an uncle die 'cause of that. Wine nalang inumin niyo, people. ...the second comment though... ...there are MANY religious wars. Major wars, in fact. The Holocaust (World War I)...the war between protestants and Catholics that happened during the Renaissance period..The Crusades! |
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Post by TiniWini on Apr 25, 2008 23:35:32 GMT 7
LOL I posted this in TeenTalk and got FLAMED to the max.. LOL XD
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Post by Blessed Devil on Apr 26, 2008 6:21:56 GMT 7
*suddenly goes Antichrist mode*
Where? Can you give me a link?
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 26, 2008 10:18:20 GMT 7
LOL! BD, it's the Candy Mag forum!XD
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Post by Blessed Devil on Apr 26, 2008 10:28:10 GMT 7
 I'll just leave them alone, then.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 26, 2008 19:48:02 GMT 7
Yes...please do.  Don't teeny-boppers don't stand a chance. ;D |
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I'll just leave them alone, then.
Don't teeny-boppers don't stand a chance. ;D