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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 16, 2007 12:47:37 GMT 7
Uh...no...
Look, I still have to get on my ship...
I have to feed my monkey. He'll leave his undead droppings in my pillow if I don't feed him soon.
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 16, 2007 21:05:13 GMT 7
*head drops on Jackie's hands*
Well, hi. Have you seen my body? I was playing with the cannon and I pointed it upwards and.. you know the saying. Don't play with cannons or you might lose a head.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 16, 2007 22:55:23 GMT 7
*climbs aboard The Black Girl* Zaire, meet Jackie the undead monkey.
*poses* Welcome to The Black Girl. *sees monkey body run into a ship wall* Ooh, Jackie! There's your body!
We're going to Bunnylalalala Lagoon.
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 17, 2007 10:22:40 GMT 7
*ship surfaces and almost bumps The Black Girl*
Oops.. I missed.. LOL..
Ahoy there, Jackie..
*puts out around 80 cannons*
Is there anyone.. Or anything.. To shoot shoot shoot around 'ere?
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 17, 2007 11:06:00 GMT 7
Here body! I'm over here!
That's it... little more...
*happily reunites with head once again*
Do I hear someone wanting to shoot something?
*quickly hides behind Jackie*
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 17, 2007 19:56:18 GMT 7
*sees plank of wood floating on the water*
THERE!! THERE!! FIRE!!
*84 cannons ALL fire at that single plank of wood*
*plank turns to dust*
Yay!! I'm happy again..
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Post by mojako on Jun 17, 2007 21:05:16 GMT 7
arghh..hey.you..arghh..yeah you...arghh..the one with many cannons..arghh..how bout yeh come wit me...arghh..in search for the ..arghh...cursed iceberg...argh...that sank meh ship...argh..?
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 18, 2007 0:00:03 GMT 7
Look, are you people going to Bunnylalalala Lagoon with us or not? I need a crew. And I need bunny rum. I only have 239 bottles left! That won't last very long!*points finger around in a silly manner*
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 18, 2007 20:27:45 GMT 7
Bunny Rum, you say? I'm going with you, then!! I'm gonna get some fo' meself as well.. As for the trip, here's a few barrels to fuel your hunger..
*throws 3 extremely LARGE barrels full of Bunny Rum*
I'm bringing 2 ships with me, though.. Ascension and Angelhorn.. ^__^
See yer there!!
*Stormchaser, Ascension, and Angelhorn submerges into the sea*
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 18, 2007 20:30:11 GMT 7
*goes back to surface and yells*
Oye, Captain @#$%^&*!! Imma juz grab a couple million cannonballs from the locker then grab some rum, drink 'em all, grab more rum, THEN we'll find yer cursed iceberg.. Savvy?
*goes back underwater*
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Post by mojako on Jun 18, 2007 20:36:02 GMT 7
Aye lad!!!...arghh...fer thee meantime...arghh...ama just goin' ...arghh...ter tag along wit this lassy on 'er way to Bunnylalalala Lagoon..arghh...i hear the locals there 'ave seen an unnatural iceberg..arghh...
*went back inside the ship.*
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 18, 2007 21:12:15 GMT 7
*is underwater*
Ooh!! Lookie!! A baby 100-foot kraken over at the starboard side!!
*Stormchaser shoots 42 balls at the monster*
*baby kraken dies and gets pulled into the Angelhorn*
*all 3 ships surface*
YAY!! INIHAW NA PUSIT!! XD
Arrggh!! Le'z eat!! An' drink!!
*boat~ err.. ship party!!*
EVERYONE's invited!! XD
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Post by tofiluk on Jun 19, 2007 19:46:27 GMT 7
*faints at the sight of Bunny Rum*
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Post by mojako on Jun 19, 2007 21:47:34 GMT 7
Noooo!!!
*pushes jackie away from the bunny rums*
Yeh should not be touchin..arghh..any of the things that he gives yeh..arghh...as yeh may 'ave noticed...arghh..'e likes explosions...argh...yeh get what i mean..argh...??
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 20, 2007 5:14:33 GMT 7
*was caught in the middle of the battle against the Kraken due to curiosity*
*is now burning*
Oh, damn it.
*accidentally hits the bunny rum*
*bunny rum burns*
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Post by mojako on Jun 20, 2007 21:34:03 GMT 7
...argh...
why is it so easy..
...arghh...
...for undead people...
...arghh...
...or monkey...
...ter put themselves...
...arghh...
...in danger....
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 20, 2007 21:51:31 GMT 7
*grabs a gauntlet full-a bunny rum and takes a BIG gulp outta it*
Mmm.. This rum be excellent!! I should get EVEN MORE of this, aye?
*grills kraken in large.. err.. grill and pours rum all over it as marinade*
Who wants inihaw na pusit~ err.. I meant.. Grilled Kraken? XD
Hmm? Is that an EITC (East Isaw Trading Company) ship I see 450 meters up ahead? Ooooh!! It is!! It is!! And it's Lord Bakit??'s flagship at that!!
Hoist the cannons!! Put out all 120 secondary cannons and aim it at that ship!! Load the 85 primary cannons and put out the gatling cannons!! Moohaha!!
We'll fire when everybody else does.. XD Chaarrg~-umph!!- *trips on a mast line* Eargh.. CHARGE!! XD
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 21, 2007 22:54:24 GMT 7
.....
....Jackie......
....You burned the rum.....
....Where is all the rum?! I want my rum!!!
Oh, and I want some of that squid. Toss some over here.
Ooh...an enemy. Let's find things to throw at it!^^*points finger around in a drunk way*
(note: who wants co-ownage? say so in the registration thread for POTC)
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 22, 2007 16:43:09 GMT 7
(me!! i want to co-own this.. lol..)
*throws a barrel full of grilled squid and a barrel of bunny rum*
soldier : unda tha command of Lord Bakit of tha East Isaw Trading Company, we hereby place you 'ol unda arrest!!
*grabs cannonball and throws it at his boat, making a hole and sinking the small boat*
Arrgh!! Arrest my arse!! Imma shoot shoot shoot Lord Bakit's ship up.. Who's with me? XD
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Post by tofiluk on Jun 22, 2007 20:57:50 GMT 7
*wakes up*
*munches on squid*
*looks disgustingly at the bunny rum*
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