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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jul 8, 2007 19:26:28 GMT 7
My tongue...is free!O.O Savvy.
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Post by TiniWini on Jul 9, 2007 20:25:22 GMT 7
*gets punched*
Love hurts.. Aye..
Ohh.. There you are..
*sees an island with a 5000 foot erupting volcano*
LAND!! I SEE LAND!! Sorta.. WHO WANTS TO PILLAGE THAT TOWN O'ER THAR??
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Post by tofiluk on Jul 9, 2007 20:40:32 GMT 7
I'll volunteer to that.
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Post by TiniWini on Jul 9, 2007 20:55:26 GMT 7
Aye aye!! *fires cannons*
*village goes up in flames*
CHARGE!!!!
*grabs gold, food, RUM!!, more boats, and experience*
LEVEL UP!!
Zaire!! Wanna kill some innocent villagers?
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Post by tofiluk on Jul 12, 2007 18:28:27 GMT 7
*stares weirdly at the 'level-up' that appeared on top of his^head*
Oo... kay.
*replies* S, sure.
*continues beating up angry villagers*
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Post by TiniWini on Jul 12, 2007 19:01:59 GMT 7
*picks between a fork, a pitchfork, and a trident*
I PICK THE TRIDENT!! XD It's still a fork but it's BIGGER!!
Aye!! *stabs random villagers* Gimme tha'~!! *grabs mug of rum from bartender*
Mmmm.. Rum.. *goes kung-fu on everyone with the trident*
Hiya!! Wa-cha!! *trips* I'm okay!! XD
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jul 12, 2007 21:14:24 GMT 7
*skipping around the village while shooting peole with a gun* singing Pillaging, pillaging! I love pillaging!
*trips on bottle of rum*...but not more than rum.O.O*hugs bottle*
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Post by TiniWini on Jul 13, 2007 11:05:21 GMT 7
*sees Jackie in her rum-loving antics and hands her a handful of bottles full of rum*
Here ye go, lass.. Just for ye..
Where's me Zaire, me love? *grabs a barrel of rum for her*
Ooh!! A 6-barreled gun thingamajig!! (it's a gatling gun, silly)
*cranks it up and watches villagers die instantly*
Oooh!! I'm cool with this..
*puts gatling on the other shoulder and goes his merry way back to the ship*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jul 13, 2007 19:04:25 GMT 7
I want one of those...
*sees desperate villager trying to load one* Mine.*kicks villager on the head* Saavy.
Ooh. Brothel...*walks on over*
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Post by tofiluk on Jul 15, 2007 17:02:16 GMT 7
Where's me Zaire, me love? *grabs a barrel of rum for her* *hears that^* Oooh!! Rum!!! *thinks: "Yes! It's not bunny rum!"* *punches him^* But don't call me 'love', got that? *gets rum and packs it away* *continues to fight with the villagers* |
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Post by TiniWini on Jul 17, 2007 20:58:18 GMT 7
*gets knocked down but quickly regains poise*
Sorry, Z.. You got me carried away..
*grabs bullets, loads up g-gun, and fires away*
I wanna shoot shoot shoot me some wee ol' villagers!!
LOAD CANNONS!! AND FIRE!! X3
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jul 17, 2007 21:33:16 GMT 7
*hitting on male and female prostitutes* Why hellooo there...*takes a swig of rum* Would you like to take a look of my ship...?  |
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Post by TiniWini on Jul 23, 2007 3:07:15 GMT 7
*stares at someone, trips, and gets up again*
Aye.. Love 'urts..
*sees what he thinks is a barrel of germanic malt*
Wha' is this, then?
*grabs it outta the water and tastes it*
Ahh~!! It 'as a beery good tast~ Wha? I know!! I'll name it BEER!! XD
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Post by tofiluk on Jul 23, 2007 20:22:03 GMT 7
*starts breathing fire*
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Post by TiniWini on Jul 29, 2007 9:21:21 GMT 7
*pours a barrel of whiskey in a cannon, and fires it up*
*villagers see the flaming abyss and runs away screaming "ahh dragon!!" all around*
WAHAHAHAHA!! RUN!! FEAR ME!! Me cannon is teh dragon!! XD
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Post by tofiluk on Aug 11, 2007 16:37:04 GMT 7
*licks lips*
Mm... Good stuff right here.
*breathes some more fire*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Aug 12, 2007 0:04:41 GMT 7
*sticks weenie on a stick and points it at the fire* Yes...burn, baby! Burrrnnn!!
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Post by tofiluk on Aug 17, 2007 19:17:31 GMT 7
*cough*
*puffs out smoke*
Ehem, ehem... *drinks from the barrel*
What the--?! Gone already?! *holds it upside-down**drip*
Drat.
*looks for a store that sells Rum... or a bar*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Aug 18, 2007 11:01:30 GMT 7
Where's all the rum? Why is all the rum gone?
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Post by TiniWini on Sept 11, 2007 11:52:55 GMT 7
Uhh.. Coz.. Uhh.. HE STOLE IT!! *points at some random villager holding a few barrels*
*hides in ship's lower deck to drink his extra virgin Bunny Rum* XD
Aye.. This be the life!! The life of a pirate!! *burps*
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