Post by Blessed Devil on May 7, 2008 17:21:41 GMT 7
(If you have no idea what I'm saying, watch a few Trix cereal commercials)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Yi5Kgrt6g&NR=1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huil992JXrI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGke8kzeZM&feature=related
You know what's always bothered me? Cold cereal mascots. I mean, that is just some fucked up shit. The Trix Rabbit for example, I don't know, if I were him I'd be fucking killing some kids right now. I remember a commercial where the rabbit went into a store and bought a box of trix with HIS OWN MONEY. Fucking kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fucking mugged the poor stupid bitch rabbit saying "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids."
The rabbit just sits there looking depressed. FUCK NO, that wouldn't fly with me. I would have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE of those fucking bitches and made them go get me the rest of the "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them, and THEN go beat the shit out of them some more.
Besides, WTF is up with the disguises? The dumb rabbit hides his ears and all of a sudden, he's a fucking kid? I don't know about you, but if I saw that, I wouldn't think, "Hey, there's a cool-looking human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him." No, I'd be thinking, "HOLY SHIT THAT'S A 6-FOOT FUCKING RABBIT WITH HIS EARS TUCKED UNDER A BASEBALL CAP!"
I don't know why I went off to rant in here, but it's always bothered me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Yi5Kgrt6g&NR=1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huil992JXrI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGke8kzeZM&feature=related
You know what's always bothered me? Cold cereal mascots. I mean, that is just some fucked up shit. The Trix Rabbit for example, I don't know, if I were him I'd be fucking killing some kids right now. I remember a commercial where the rabbit went into a store and bought a box of trix with HIS OWN MONEY. Fucking kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fucking mugged the poor stupid bitch rabbit saying "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids."
The rabbit just sits there looking depressed. FUCK NO, that wouldn't fly with me. I would have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE of those fucking bitches and made them go get me the rest of the "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them, and THEN go beat the shit out of them some more.
Besides, WTF is up with the disguises? The dumb rabbit hides his ears and all of a sudden, he's a fucking kid? I don't know about you, but if I saw that, I wouldn't think, "Hey, there's a cool-looking human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him." No, I'd be thinking, "HOLY SHIT THAT'S A 6-FOOT FUCKING RABBIT WITH HIS EARS TUCKED UNDER A BASEBALL CAP!"
I don't know why I went off to rant in here, but it's always bothered me.
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I predict that the bunny will soon commit mass murder.