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Post by UB the fat dude on Jun 25, 2008 17:46:38 GMT 7
LOL. . .This one fo the documentaries that I saw in Nat Geo "GORILLA HAS BIG CHEST, BIG ARMS BUT THEY HAVE A VERY SMALL PENIS" LOL! natawa talaga ako yung narinig ko yan. So kayo, kung meron kayong narinig na nakakatawang phrases or things sa T.V. just put it here.  |
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parksoobyung
Angelo Degli Incubi
chillax, mate! ^^
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Post by parksoobyung on Jun 27, 2008 13:13:29 GMT 7
"I USE CLEAR. " -Piolo Pascual That just makes him one of the shampoo ladies that endorse shampoos (excluding John Lloyd). |
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Post by J e e c o . on Jun 27, 2008 16:34:31 GMT 7
"Honestly, why do they call them TIE fighters?" - Luke SKywalker
*inside the space craft* Taiwanese: WATAII WANSHOO FAA! >D
WTF. xD (some parody of Family guy.)
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Post by UB the fat dude on Jun 27, 2008 17:59:22 GMT 7
LOL!
Diba nasabi mo na yan sa akin yung nasa clas tayo?
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 29, 2008 0:28:23 GMT 7
The guest on Conan O'Brien said this. He was talking about his son and his mustache.
Conan: I see you have the mustache thing going on...
Guy (whose name I can't remember..he's black and was a regular on SNL): Yes. And a beard too.
Conan and the guy ensue more mustache talk...then
Conan: Now, I know you have a son. What does he think about your mustache?
Guy: Oh..well, he thinks it's pretty cool. He's just at the age where you're curious about everything...
Conan: So, he likes it?
Guy: Lemme tell you a story about it. One day he came up to me and pointed at my mustache. And he was like "Daddy what's that?" I say "Oh. This *rubbing mustache* This is a mustache. And this is a beard." he was like "Ohhhh! Cool!" He then told his friends how cool my mustache was and how he wanted to grow one when he gets older. I then took him swimming. We took a shower after. He then pointed at my penis and said "Daddy! Your penis has a mustache!" Uh oh. Then I said "...and a beard too!"[/b] The next day when I came to pick him up at his friend's house, his friend's mother was so mad at me! When I asked why, she said "He's been telling all the children about how everyone will grow mustaches on their penises one day!"
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parksoobyung
Angelo Degli Incubi
chillax, mate! ^^
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Post by parksoobyung on Jul 10, 2008 17:19:25 GMT 7
^LOL.
The weirdest thing I've heard on TV so far is... *crickets*
I can't think of anything. Imma get back when I hear something!
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 10, 2008 18:58:22 GMT 7
OH SHIT MY PENIS HAS A MUSTACHE!
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Post by J e e c o . on Jul 11, 2008 20:20:43 GMT 7
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O.o
Whoa.
Yeah, I bet it does. x3
I can't think of anything myself. slkdfjsalkdjfl;sdkj Dx
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Post by UB the fat dude on Jul 12, 2008 17:41:28 GMT 7
Why do we have mustache in our PENIS?
It is so annoying!
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