Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 2, 2008 20:36:11 GMT 7
This post is born out of experience, and it's been something me and my friends have been noticing for quite a while now.
Filipinos are stupid, you know? When you ask them simple questions, they fail to answer correctly.
Like when you ask, "Kakain ka ba?" They'll answer "Busog pa ako." Did we ask if they were hungry? NO! They're just being stupid.
When you ask, "Saan ka pupunta?" they'll answer "Doon..." and point to some random direction. What the fuck? Where is "doon"?
When you ask, "Saan ka galing?" they'll answer things like "Naglaro" or "Nag-aral." That wasn't what we were asking!
And even if they are the ones who are asking questions, they still fail.
For example, it's break time and they're busy, they'll look at the clock and say things like, "Baka ma-late ako. Anong oras ba ng time?" What kind of question IS that? What time is time? What the fuck? You might as well ask "how many is many?" or "how soon is soon?"
And when you've just been given test results, they'll ask "Uy, 95 ako, ilan ka?" Well I'm not cloned. They should learn to fucking count, because I'm only one.
Filipinos are so stupid, they can't even swear correctly. Seriously! When you piss them off, they'll tell you "Fuck you ka!" What the hell does that mean? Fuck me me? I am fuck me? It doesn't make any sense!
It's just as bad as "Putang ina mo ka!" What the fuck? I am my whore mother? I'm my own mother? That just about puts me on the same level as Jesus, who was his own father!
I rest my case. Filipinos are just fucking stupid like that.
Filipinos are stupid, you know? When you ask them simple questions, they fail to answer correctly.
Like when you ask, "Kakain ka ba?" They'll answer "Busog pa ako." Did we ask if they were hungry? NO! They're just being stupid.
When you ask, "Saan ka pupunta?" they'll answer "Doon..." and point to some random direction. What the fuck? Where is "doon"?
When you ask, "Saan ka galing?" they'll answer things like "Naglaro" or "Nag-aral." That wasn't what we were asking!
And even if they are the ones who are asking questions, they still fail.
For example, it's break time and they're busy, they'll look at the clock and say things like, "Baka ma-late ako. Anong oras ba ng time?" What kind of question IS that? What time is time? What the fuck? You might as well ask "how many is many?" or "how soon is soon?"
And when you've just been given test results, they'll ask "Uy, 95 ako, ilan ka?" Well I'm not cloned. They should learn to fucking count, because I'm only one.
Filipinos are so stupid, they can't even swear correctly. Seriously! When you piss them off, they'll tell you "Fuck you ka!" What the hell does that mean? Fuck me me? I am fuck me? It doesn't make any sense!
It's just as bad as "Putang ina mo ka!" What the fuck? I am my whore mother? I'm my own mother? That just about puts me on the same level as Jesus, who was his own father!
I rest my case. Filipinos are just fucking stupid like that.
But not a stupid one.
^__^ 
