What stuff makes a straight guy look gay?

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

perezhilton.com/2008-12-23-15-students-suspended-forplucking-their-eyebrows

Okay. This Perez post gave me the idea of putting this thread up.

It annoyed me that this school suspended 15 boys just for plucking their eyebrows. I mean, it's annoying in the first place that they would suspend boys for being homosexual...but for suspecting boys to be homosexual?

They suspected the boys to be homosexual because they were plucking their eyebrows.

...so uh...

They think straight men should be ugly? Or hairy?

Odd.

So, what do you guys think makes a straight man look gay?

[J e e c o .]

FIRST OF ALL.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THAT'S UNFAIR. DX IT'S LIKE, LIKE,LIKELIKELIKLIKLIEJALKFJSDFH KJSAHFK LIKE THE HIGHEST POINT OF LEVEL IN THE NAME OF DISCRIMINATION. Bastards.

I think straight people appear gay just because of what they wear. It's always that. Being hairy and pretty and flawless an ugly doesn't have anything to do with it. I mean, look at Light Yagami. He certainly is NOT gay. *cough*YAOI*/cough*

Anyway. If straight people were all ugly, then the world is ending. OwO

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Although...

...it's been a long time since I've seen a pretty straight boy (who isn't a celebrity).

Just saying.

Yeah...I think that it's unfair to stereotype pretty boys to be gay though. If everyone were to do that, I think men would be discouraged to try to make themselves more attractive or take those extra steps towards better hygiene.

I think men look gay when they wear the weird pointy shoes...the ones that point up pa! They look like elf shoes to me! I dunno if you guys know what I'm talking about...basta...it's like, long and pointed upwards...curled and stuff.

[Blessed Devil]

When their username is Purplicious.

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Hmm...makes sense.

When they look 'emo'. Honestly, emo boys look gay.

[J e e c o .]

Yeah. I guess you're right. ._. With the world today, I guess "emo" stands for "gay".

Goth is the new gig. xDD

[♥ [ Lip Gloss ] ♥]

I don't like it when people who are into goth get stereotyped as emo. I realize that is out of topic. < w<

Anyway.

What makes straight men look gay...?

Hm...I usually look at a guy and think 'gay' when I see that they have really pretty hair. *Q* I like looking at pretty guys...

Although, I also think a guy's gay when he usually gets angry when people say he's gay.

= Q= like a denial thing, y'know?

[chuna]

I think guys who tend to have pictures with pouty lips in pictures are gay. Well, not really pouty....it's those ... lips girls do now.

And I agree with Lipgloss. XD OMG SHE'S BACK

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

When a straight guy wears lip gloss or colored lip balm. Actually...when guys wear the fruity lip balm, it kinda makes them look gay. I mean, imagine this.

SCENARIOOOO!!

AJ: Lalalala...*putting on Body Shop strawberry lip balm*
Guy: O. M. Gee. Is that...is that Body Shop strawberry lip balm...?
AJ: ...uh...
Guy: ...can I have some?!*grin*

Do you see? It's just kinda gay for guys to like fruity lip balm. Chap Stick and Blistex, however, should be an exception to this.

...I guess.

Katy Perry's song kinda made cherry Chap Sticks seem like a girl thing...but meh.

So, straight boys collecting lip balm/gloss...

...yeah. You guys look kinda gay.

[J e e c o .]

SOME MEN EAT LIP GLOSS

*waves* Heyya Deni! OwO

Straight guys look gay if they tend to touch their hair a lot. In public. I mean, you know, not the run-in-you-hair thing. The kind of thing that isn't hot, but seems that they are conscious of their hair state. Which is weird. ._. Or maybe I'm just linking this to someone I know.

And men who like wearing colored pants. Or checkered. A friend of mine started wearing this icky orange tight pants, and I was sure he's not gay, but it made him look like one. ._.

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Straight boys who wear skinny jeans AND THEN flip flops look super gay. Also men who wear purple jeans. It's kind of gay. Only Prince could pull off purple pants and still be straight.

[J e e c o .]

Well, he's prolly born with that talent. AMEN.

Men who tend to bounce when they walk are seem gay to me. =_='

[chuna]

Men who sway their hips. I don't really need to know why they do that but....it just looks gay.

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

Men who always check themselves out. You know what I'm talking about. Those guy classmates who keep borrowing your mirror. Yeah?

[TiniWini]

I use cherry chapstick. XD And Burt's Bees. And sometimes that chocolate lipbalm from Beauty Bar. XD

CARING FOR YOUR BODY LIKE A GIRL DOES IS DEFINITELY NOT GAY! Women take care of their bodies better than men do. Therefore it is only better for guys to take good care of their bodies, since of course, it's your body, dapat alagaan.

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

I'm not saying that it makes men gay. I'm saying it makes men look gay.XD

[J e e c o .]

It's the whole point. ._.

MEN WHO SWAY THEIR HIPS PROLLY ARE

Only real men...have buttsex.

Oh gawds, I should die now. xD

[AJ the Ass Slayer]

...Jee. The epitome of gayness is buttsex-dom.XD

You silly, silly girl.

Men who are into Showbiz balita stuff...look gay.XD

[chuna]

Haha, true enough about the buttsex. I mean...how else.... OKAY.

Men who pluck their eyebrows and shave their legs more than women do. I really don't mind a few hair um, taming, but to the point that it archs up and all? Yeah ... it looks maldita on some girls, it probably does on guys too.

I'm not saying men should stop caring about hair, or swaying their hips or "OMG YOU'RE GAY" but well, the topic is "What stuff makes a straight guy look gay?"

[J e e c o .]

The whole buttsex thing is my ace against a cousin. I like teasing him about it. And my guy classmates are pretty well okay with my addiction to yaoi, so...amen.

A married guy teacher of mine likes tucking his hair behind his ears. And god...it looks so gay. ._.

I AM A SILLY AN INSANE GIRL