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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 28, 2007 18:27:46 GMT 7
Don't you think so? If you don't, well, read on...
God was angry because "the world was getting too violent", so he killed everyone to make the world less violent.
"And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him." What did Er do to elicit God's wrath? The Bible doesn't say. Maybe he picked up some sticks on Saturday.
Lot's nameless wife was told by God not to look back, but she looked back anyways, so God turned her into a pillar of salt. Yes, that's right. Be careful what you're looking at or God will damn you to hell forever.
(Exodus 4: 24-26) God decides to kill Moses because his son had not yet been circumcised. Penises are supremely important to God, and he can't stand foreskins.
(Exodus 15:3) "The Lord is a man of war." Indeed, judging from his acts in the Old Testament, he is a vicious warlike monster.
(Exodus 21:15,17) A child who hits or curses his parents must be executed.
(Exodus 22:20) "He who sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed." If this commandment is obeyed, then the four billion people who do not believe in the biblical god must be killed.
I'm sure there are a WHOLE lot more, but I think you get my point.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 28, 2007 20:20:17 GMT 7
OMG!! So true!!!XD
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 28, 2007 22:13:59 GMT 7
Wahahahaha!! I like the last one the best.. LOL..
The Bible is just a book of stories from the past.. Nothing more.. People misinterpret it too much on being a sign to something somewhere.. LOL..
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Post by tofiluk on Jun 29, 2007 13:58:55 GMT 7
Isn't the Bible symbolic? I dunno, that's what I learned from my CL teacher.
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Post by Chosen. Of. Chaos.† on Jul 5, 2007 17:36:05 GMT 7
We can't compare the Bible with the customs of the past time. It's totally different now compared thousands of years ago.
Their cultures and traditions are different from ours. What do we know about their time?
And yes, Tofiluk, the bible is symbolic. People before speak in...i dunno...signs? >_<
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 5, 2007 17:40:55 GMT 7
Bible may be symbolic, but there is still the concept of crime and punishment. The Biblical God punishes people too easily.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jul 5, 2007 20:53:28 GMT 7
You know what, I actually don't really like following the bible...I mean, it doesn't really work with the modern times...
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Post by J e e c o . on Jul 7, 2007 15:15:56 GMT 7
You know what, I actually don't really like following the bible...I mean, it doesn't really work with the modern times... That's exactly what Nico was trying to tell you. The Bible's ways are far different compared to ours. Anyways, I get confused because of the bible too. T_T But I don't blame God. I still respect Him. I'm trying to stick to something I've known and believed in for such a long time.
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Post by Chosen. Of. Chaos.† on Jul 10, 2007 16:35:46 GMT 7
^wow. Ala Marvin ka na ngaun ah. Should I get jealous? XDut I won't step away from protecting it! RAGH! Just...give me time to think of what to say. I really should join the debate club. Jeanelle, since you're their new secretary, are there any more applications left? Sorry if you weren't able to join the Blue Eagle by the way. I feel for you. T_T
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Post by tofiluk on Jul 12, 2007 19:23:15 GMT 7
I don't wanna think about my religion anymore. Too... much... abstract... thoughts...
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Post by chuna on Jul 12, 2007 19:38:00 GMT 7
Honestly I dont believe in what our cL teacher says. She's a liar. She makes us do impossible hw and blame us for laughing at....her. Ive enevr had a good CL teacher.
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But I beleive in God.
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Post by J e e c o . on Jul 14, 2007 12:40:08 GMT 7
^I think it's better if you had a priest for a CL teacher- like father Chambres! He soooo funny! XD
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Post by chuna on Jul 14, 2007 16:58:18 GMT 7
I wish we did have a priest for a teacher...or even a sister! cause I really...dislike my teacher.
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 14, 2007 21:07:07 GMT 7
My teacher is an extremely logical professor. He has turned me from an atheist to an agnostic. I don't reject the idea of God anymore. Although I do know that due to the nature of the subject, the existence of God is unknowable.
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Post by Crescent Moon on Jul 19, 2007 22:21:39 GMT 7
mr. guna?..
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jul 20, 2007 14:19:33 GMT 7
Hell no.
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Post by Crescent Moon on Jul 21, 2007 21:49:41 GMT 7
hahaha. XD i will be surprised if it was him.
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Post by mojako on Aug 9, 2007 11:48:29 GMT 7
i will be surprised if sir guna becomes atheist...it's like ma'am cordero being an english professor..
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