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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 26, 2008 16:09:27 GMT 7
AJ: What the...why is everybody reading that damned book..?*pulls gun out and shoots book* Hehe...hehe...oddly satisfying.*takes a swig of random drink picked up from the bar*
Random girl no long reading Twiglight: Hey! I was-
AJ: Shut up.*points gun at her* ...If you don't want me to shoot you, that is. Hehe.*trips*
Darth Vader: Still a cluts! Jackie Swallows, I'll leave you alone...if you give me your bra.
AJ: But...I'm using it right now...*pout*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 26, 2008 16:42:20 GMT 7
Darth Vader: LIES!! *slashes AJ's dress*
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 27, 2008 0:10:19 GMT 7
Lucius & BD : *watches live show as Darth Vader lightsabers AJ's dress in half* O____O WOW..
Random girl who WAS reading Twilight : *turns out she's a lesbian* WHOO HOOOO~!! TAKE IT OFF~!!
Bella : Jack, I don't wanna~
Jack : I have a rubber, see?
Bella : As I was saying, I don't wanna do it with~
Jack : Sorry, love.. Too late.. Already came.. XD *sees AJ and Darth Vader* Ooh!! Live show!!
Jack the Monkey : *jumps on BD's head and meows at his dragonite*
BD : Don't get any ideas..
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 27, 2008 6:11:51 GMT 7
(Purplicious, please stop controlling me. You're not supposed to control other roleplayers..  ) Sakura: The bar is in chaos, Blessed! Do something! Blessed: But I wanna watch the live show.. Sakura: *knocks Blessed into the wall* You'd rather watch them than me?  THAT'S IT! Stop sexing up the bar, everyone! *Sakura tears the ground up and throws it outside, along with everyone standing on it* |
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 27, 2008 8:37:32 GMT 7
(Ohh sorry bout that, BD) XD
Lucius : *gets thrown out* So much for that.. *opens eyes and sees sun glaring at him* MY EYES!! *runs around, trips, and stands back up, then runs around again* Err.. XD
Lucius : *looks around* Wait, where am I again? XD
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 27, 2008 13:01:43 GMT 7
AJ: Ew! Stop looking! We're related you, know!O.O*whacks Jack*
Jack: Only by blood!...wait a tick...oh.*puts head down in shame*
AJ: Give me your shirt!
Jack: Defeat the evil space man first!
AJ: Do I have to..?*pout* Meh. *starts sword fighting with Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: *distracted by bouncing tatas* Whuu- *finger gets cut off* Oh nooo! My fingeeeer!
AJ: Nyaha! I win!
Darth Vader: Not yet!
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 27, 2008 16:20:38 GMT 7
Lucius : *sees Jack the monkey* Ooh.. You look friendly.. BD!! Give this lil fella somethin hard to drink!! XD *goes back into the bar* Wait.. She was strong enough to remove the floor?
Bella : *lying in the corner* 99 bottles of rum on the wall, 99 bottles of rum, take one out, pass it around, then I'll take the rest home!! *hiccups wildly*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 27, 2008 17:09:41 GMT 7
Darth Vader: Now you shall feel the wrath of Darth Vader! *breathes* I am now about to pull out my ultimate weapon. *breathes* And I shall waste no time. *breathes* Because if I waste time, I shall be defeated. *breathes* So now, without wasting any time, I bring out-
Dragonite: *burns Darth Vader to a crisp*
Blessed: *pats Dragonite* Good boy. That was for blowing up my wall, Darth Vader!
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 27, 2008 17:25:00 GMT 7
AJ: Hmm...*whispers in Jack's ear* If that's what he does to him for blowing up the pub's wall, I hate to see what he's gonna do to Sakura for wrecking the floor...
Jack: Nyahahahaha...*hick*
AJ: Give me your shirt.
Jack: No! You never defeated the evil space man!
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 27, 2008 18:06:29 GMT 7
Lucius : *hides behind the seemingly hot girl who was reading Twilight, now reading Bob Ong's MacArthur*
Reading girl : Hey, what the heck are you doing behind me?
Lucius : Uhh.. Err.. I FOUND A QUARTER!! XD BD gimme a drink.. Bacardi on the rocks, please!! XD
Reading girl : Uhh.. Ohhkayy.. So, who's that weird looking dragonite in the counter?
Lucius : Beats me.. Something to be scared of, definitely.. *points the seared Vader dust on the muddy floor, being magically vacuumed somehow*
Reading girl : O____O
Bellatrix : 2 bottles of rum on the wall, 2 bottles of rum!! *finishes her hundredth bottle of rum* Take one out, *hick* pass it around, *hick* HEY!! WHERE'D MY RUM GO? *passes out*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 28, 2008 0:47:50 GMT 7
AJ: Why won't anybody give me a shirt?*pout*
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 28, 2008 1:02:15 GMT 7
Lucius : Ohh lookie what I have in my bag, an unworn shirt.. XD *gives pink-and-black striped shirt to AJ* LOL..
*drags Bella home and goes back to the bar*
Lucius : I'm thirsty.. WHO WANTS FREE DRINKS!!
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 28, 2008 5:38:30 GMT 7
BD: Sakura, I spent 5,000 gold for those tiles on the floor. 5,000 GOLD!
Sakura: 5,000 gold?! Where did you get 5,000 gold?!
BD: Um...
Sakura: Our anniversary rings... they weren't eaten by Dragonite, were they?
BD: Uh... ;D ...shit
Sakura: *knocks BD into AJ, who was holding her new shirt. The new shirt was utterly and completely wrecked*
Jack Sparrow: Women give you so much problems, don't they?
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 28, 2008 12:10:47 GMT 7
AJ: O.O....My shirt....Nuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Jack: Nice tits, darling.
AJ: Dad!*throws wrecked shirt in Jack's face* Wahoho! I take your shirt! *uses sword to swiftly wreck Sakura's shirt* Ha! Now we're BOTH topless!
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 28, 2008 19:49:53 GMT 7
Lucius : *takes another swig while he enjoys another live show* Impressive bar you've got here, BD.. I'll make sure to advertise it all around.. XD
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 28, 2008 21:57:26 GMT 7
*girl fight*
Sakura: Ugh!*rips AJ's bra strap*
AJ: Hey!*rips Sakura's skirt*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 29, 2008 6:32:57 GMT 7
BD: *is now being strangled by Jack Sparrow and Random Twilight Girl* NOOO!! Must... save.... Sakura...
Sakura: *gasp* My skirt! Oh no you don't! *rips off AJ's skirt*
Superman: *rushes into the bar* Is someone in need of help? EEEE GAD!!!!!! NAKED WOMEN!!! *superspeeds into the store to buy a couple of blankets, and then superspeeds back into the bar and covers Sakura and AJ with blankets*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 29, 2008 10:22:19 GMT 7
Sakura and AJ: Ahh!
Jack: Nooo! Jackie's afraid of the dark!
AJ: Wha- Dad, I am not!
Bella: Pajama Party!!!
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 29, 2008 21:30:51 GMT 7
Lucius : how'd she get back here so fast? O____O but then, if you insist on having a pajama party, i'll just watch.. XD
Bella : where's my rum? *steals Jack's rum* MINE!! XD
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 1, 2008 12:35:55 GMT 7
AJ: *steals rum from Bella* No. Mine. *grin*
Sakura: You're all wrong. *steals rum from AJ* Mine!
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THAT'S IT! Stop sexing up the bar, everyone!