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Post by TiniWini on Apr 1, 2008 12:48:02 GMT 7
Bella : You.. Took.. My.. Rum.. CATFIGHT!! THAT'S MY RUM!! *magically conjures up a nuclear bomb* give it.. X3
Lucius : Uhh.. I have the remote to the nuke.. And I am hiding behind BD.. *hides behind BD and Sakura*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Apr 1, 2008 16:24:26 GMT 7
BD: *summons a frog that's just large enough to be ridden on, and isn't large enough to destroy the bar*
Large Frog: *eats the nuke*
Sakura: *summons a slug that's just as large, and rides on it*
Large Slug: *sucks Bella*
Sakura: My husband spent tons on this bar. No one's gonna nuke it!
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 1, 2008 22:57:54 GMT 7
AJ: Yay! The bar is saved!*pouts and slumps down on a bar stool* I'm lonely...
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Post by Blessed Devil on Apr 2, 2008 18:12:14 GMT 7
BD: Congratulations, Sakura, you saved the bar!
Sakura: Aww.. We both did.
Jack: Hoorah for Sakura! I've never seen someone who's defeated evil so gracefully in the nude.
Sakura: *angry, white anime eyes* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
BD: ...Well you are still in the nude.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 2, 2008 22:36:32 GMT 7
AJ: Ohmigod! Me also!XD *runs around the bar in undies*
Itachi: *walks in the bar without getting noticed* Mehehe...Jackie...drunk already...just like in Cancun.*wink*
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Post by TiniWini on Apr 10, 2008 11:37:25 GMT 7
Lucius : Ahh, yes, another day, another trip to the bar, OMG MY SKIN!! IT'S BURNING IN THE SUN!! *runs to the seemingly airconditioned pub* Hmm, it's cool here.. Is there aircon here? LOL.. XD *sees a monkey pedaling a generator connected to a truck-sized aircon unit*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 14, 2008 5:33:57 GMT 7
AJ: *taunts monkey by eating a banana in front of the money*
Itachi: Hey you...wear this.*shoves Akatsuki coat in AJ's face*
AJ:...O.O....
Itachi: What? Wear it.
AJ:*wears coat*.....O.O.....
Itachi:...*cough* I have a pet mongoose now. Do you wanna pet it?
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Post by TiniWini on Apr 14, 2008 16:35:22 GMT 7
Random girl : *is now reading New Moon*
Lucius : BD, another drink, please.. XD *sees mongoose crawl on AJ's back* Hey Jack, it's getting hot, pedal faster!! XD *gives Jack a basketful of bananas*
Jack the monkey : *pedals faster*
Lucius : *sees AJ* Heyy, nice coat, Jackie!! XD
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 14, 2008 19:38:05 GMT 7
AJ:*wraps coat around tighter* Mine!*pout*
Itachi: Ehem...mine...actually.
Jack: *Filipino mode* Who you?
Sakura: Rawr. Itachi...
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Post by Blessed Devil on Apr 15, 2008 6:29:14 GMT 7
Itachi: Easy with the mongoose, AJ. That's my seeing-eye-mongoose. I'm turning blind, you see. The Mangekyou Sharingan has worn out my eyes quite a bit.
BD: *still riding the giant frog* Itachi old-buddy-old-pal! How's it going? Do you have an extra coat for Sakura here?
Itachi: *stares at Sakura, who is naked if not for the blanket Superman bought*
BD: Well...?
Itachi: ...no.
Sakura: *suddenly throws away the blanket because it's being consumed by a black flame*
Jack: *smiles* This mysterious ninja person and I are going to get along nicely.
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Post by TiniWini on Apr 17, 2008 15:51:37 GMT 7
Bella : *somehow gets out of the frog* I'm thirsty.. Bartender, gimme something interesting to drink, will ya? *hic* *puts 92752345907 gold coins on the bar as payment*
Lucius : Uh-oh.. I sense a rum drinking marathon..
Jack : Did someone say rum?
50+ random girls : *screams* OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S ITACHI!! *surrounds Itachi, BD, and Jack*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Apr 17, 2008 20:15:18 GMT 7
Itachi:...O.O...Jackie-Chan...?
AJ: I am so not Jackie Chan. I mean, he's a Chinese action hero-
Itachi: You boob.
AJ: Shut up!*pout* I can't help it...I'm was blonde as a child...
Jack: 'Tis true. Jackie's half blonde. Can't you tell by her bussums?
AJ:...Father...=_='
Itachi: Yes. It is VERY obvious.
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 5, 2008 7:33:06 GMT 7
Lucius: So, ninja boy, you come here often?
Itachi: Yea I do. But then sometimes I'm just here for the girls.
Random girl: *sees Itachi, throws book away and starts reading Naruto manga*
Itachi: Hello there. Would you like to pet my mongoose? It's long, hard, hairy, and feisty.
Lucius: Reminds me of my lightsaber. *opens lightsaber.... "woong pssh shhwt!!" oops, didn't see the sign that says 'no laser swords/guns allowed' earlier.*
Bella: 999,996 bottles of rum on the wall, 999,996 bottles of rum, take one out, drink 'em all, *grabs calculator* 999,994 bottl~ err.. 999,995 bottles of rum on the wall.. *hic!!*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 6, 2008 12:50:00 GMT 7
Itachi: Huh-hmm? Where's my mongoose? Schnuckums?
Jack: You named your mongoose "Schnuckums"?
Itachi: Yes.
Jack:...
AJ: *petting mongoose in a dark corner*Mwehehe...hello little mongoose...I will name you...Cow. Hello Cow! You're just the cutest little thing-
Itachi: Hey! His name is Schuckums, and give him back!
AJ: But...you said I could pet him...*pout*
Itachi: Show me what's under the coat first.
AJ: ...O.O
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 6, 2008 13:21:27 GMT 7
Itachi: Oh yes, before I forget to tell you, Schnuckums~
*mongoose bites AJ's hands*
AJ: Oww!
Itachi: ~err, bites... Oooh, blood!! May I suck that?
Jack: You, my ninja friend, are NOT going to suck on anything off my daughter!!
Random girl: PORN!! XD
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Post by J e e c o . on Jun 6, 2008 16:55:39 GMT 7
[ooc: slfj;lskdjfl ((: That was hilarious. xDD)
Jee Solo: *walks in pub with Chewie* Dx Aww gosh, ran out of fuel again. Let's use rum or vodka as fuel. >D
Chewie: Mrrrawrrghh? O.o (Translation: Fucked up bitch, your bad daddeh will get angry at you for this, you get meh?)
Jee Solo: Bartender, I need a gallon of rum for my ship. Shut up, Chewie.
Chewie: Marrgarrmwaahh. D: (Meannie. I go sit somewhere near those folks, you retard.)
Jee Solo: Humph. *sees mongoose* ZOMG. WTF IS THAT? *points blaster pistol at Schnuckums*
Itachi: *turns to Jee* Yo hoe! Lay off the mongoose, it's mine!
Jee Solo: Ass wipe. I PWN you, maduh fakuh! >P
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 6, 2008 17:54:28 GMT 7
Frost: Hey, no fightin here.. Wowowowee, you there, with the wookie, you're cute..
Jee: I know. ^_~
Bella: I'm going home
Frost: Hey, I've got an Imperial Star Dreadnought hidden in my backyard.. You wanna take a ride? XD
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Post by J e e c o . on Jun 6, 2008 19:15:08 GMT 7
Jee: Why not? I do need a ride around this shindig. x3
Chewie: @frost: Mrawwrgaaah, mreoraang! (whuut, listen you hawt damn thang, dun you dare ride away with mah ward, her mom is a friggin' princess, and she's a unit!)
Jee: Chewie, you bird brain. Daddeh dun mind where I go, lay off!
Chewie: mranggdoocheegrawr. (fine, beyotch. I'll hit on the pink-haired lass then.) @sakura: mrweoweng. >D (Hello...~)
Jee: He's such a dick. >.< Heeyya dude, wanna have an eating contest first?
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 6, 2008 20:51:33 GMT 7
Chewie: MRFEUIWOWERING
Sakura: What?
Chewie: MRFEUIWOWERING
Sakura: Sorry, I don't speak Kashyyyk. Hey, Jee, what did he say?
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Post by J e e c o . on Jun 6, 2008 21:05:41 GMT 7
Jee: Meh? I think he said something like, 'You have a nice ass, dawg.' I dunno. Chewie: mrawngkwashee.  (Right, Jee bitch.) Sakura: ...... Jee: Chewie, Leave the hoe alone, she ain't your bitch. >P |
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(Right, Jee bitch.)