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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 22, 2008 7:22:56 GMT 7
(Before posting, please read The Rules.) There, the Dragon Pub is now open! Sakura: *is feeding a Dragonite who just won't eat his mashed potatoes* Hold still! Dragonite: *uses Dragon Rage on Sakura* Sakura: *is now coal black* |
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 22, 2008 22:18:40 GMT 7
*AJ The Ass Slayer walks in*
AJ: Hellooo! Guess what?? I tried to pilledge a convenience store! *drops a bag of snacks on the bar* Curly Tops for everybody!
*crickets chirp in the background*
AJ: Oh right...The Dragon Pub just opened...'ey Sakura! A Vodka please!*grin*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 23, 2008 6:29:15 GMT 7
I take orders around here, Miss.
Vodka no jutsu!!!
*vodka suddenly appears into my hand in a puff of smoke*
Here you go, that would be.. 50 gold please.
Dragonite: *eyes the vodka lustily*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 23, 2008 13:07:00 GMT 7
AJ: *eyes Dragonite warily* My Vodka. Thanks Blessed Devil. *plays with glass* So, do men ever come around these parts? Available ones, I mean...*wink* It's been quite a while. I need to entertain myself. I'm quite tired of chasing after my father...
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 23, 2008 18:14:18 GMT 7
Lucius : *walks into the bar* DRINKS FOR EVERYONE AND IT'S ALL ON ME!! XD *eyes Dragonite suspiciously*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 23, 2008 20:39:47 GMT 7
Dragonite: RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWR!!!
Sakura: What's he saying?
BD: I think he's saying, "I am not the least bit interested in this foul mashed potatoes, and I would prefer a drink, specifically Vodka."
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Post by Crescent Moon on Mar 23, 2008 21:02:23 GMT 7
Coming Right UP!!
*Doing bartending stunts* O.O
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 23, 2008 23:23:55 GMT 7
Lucius : *is impressed and hands over a sack of gold coins as a tip* WOW.. O__O AMAZING..
*when suddenly, something exploded outside. screams everywhere, people were panicking.* "what's going on?", I ask..
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 24, 2008 6:17:18 GMT 7
Mojo Jojo: *using a giant robot to destroy the city* That's right! Run, people! Run from the power of Mojo Jojo, for I am the greatest, the mightiest, the most powerful being! And because I am the most powerful being, there is no one else more powerful than me, for I am the most powerful! I am Mojo Jojo!
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 24, 2008 12:02:48 GMT 7
Lucius : shalalalala!! shalala in the morning!! *an ice ray freezes the monkey-shaped robot thingy*
*cannons from AJ's ship hit the icy contraption and shatters it to a kazillion pieces*
Everyone : ALL HAIL THE PIRATE QUEEN!! X3
Lucius : *wails and goes back into the bar to drink*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 24, 2008 16:28:36 GMT 7
BD: What'll you have, Lucius? Our menu today is:
Anything you want ........................ 50 g
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 25, 2008 12:46:41 GMT 7
AJ: *trips* Kewl! That's right! Hail me!O.O*looks around the room* Nobody saw that...*looks at Jeric* Beer is yucky. And makes you fat. I want...a Vodka Cruiser...the cherry flavored one please. Yes, I know it's a weak drink...but lemme tell you a secret...*leans in real close to Jeric to whisper in his ear* I'm a very weak drinker...that's why I'm crazy most the time. Shhh!*winks*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 25, 2008 13:49:18 GMT 7
Jack Sparrow: That's right, darling, which is why I'd never have her touch my rum. BD:  How'd you get here without anyone noticing? Jack Sparrow: Sea turtles, mate. |
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 26, 2008 1:43:36 GMT 7
AJ: Daddy!!!*runs towards Jack Sparrow*
Jack Sparrow: Jackie!!! *cough* Darling, sit next to daddy and let's talk...
AJ: *sits next to Jack wearing worried look on her face* What is it daddy..?
Jack: Your name...makes you sound like a viking. We're not vikings! Great, great Uncle Thor was though...and your name has nothing to do with birds! What happened to our tradition thingy??*pouts*
AJ: But aren't pirates and vikings...like...the same..? I sound terrifying, don't you think??*wink*
Jack: Meh. You'll always be my Jackie Swallows.
AJ: Daddy, that name sounds raunchy. That's why I'd rather sound like a viking.
Jack: Raunchy?? How so??
AJ:*whispers stuff if Jack's ear*
Jack: Oh...Oh! Oh my rhum! *stands up to address everyone in the pub* Everyone! My daughter does not swallow! I repeat! Jackie DOES NOT swallow! You! Boy! Stop looking at her like that! She will not swallow!*turning red*
AJ: Daddy...stop it...this is getting embarrassing...*blushing*
Jack: Uh...sorry. Come. Let us practice drinking. You need to grow up into a nice, strong drinker like daddy!*leads AJ to Jeric to get more drinks*
AJ: Wait a minute...where have you been?! I've been looking everywhere for you! Even in the South Pacific!
Jack: Uh...the internet..?
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 26, 2008 2:04:07 GMT 7
Lucius : *watches the whole commotion then leans back again* Hmm.. A mug of bacardi, please.. And 2 shots of tequila stirred in.. *drinks it all in one swig* Who can I talk to?
*looks around the bar.. sees Jack and Jackie share gossip with each other, BD manning the bar, some random emo girl reading Twilight, and an unopened barrel of on the floor that says "PROPERTY OF WILLIAM TURNER" on it*
Lucius : Hmm.. Not much customers here, huh?
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 26, 2008 2:13:23 GMT 7
Jack: Wait a tick...is that a hickie?
AJ:...uh...no...
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 26, 2008 2:55:56 GMT 7
Bellatrix : *goes into the bar and gets the strongest drink ever to be served in the bar*
Lucius : Neh.. Still on a drinkin' spree, I see?
Bellatrix : Arrgh yea.. Whoa.. Is that Jack Sparrow? I think he owes me a shipful of rum..
Lucius : Uhh.. How come?
Bellatrix : *takes one big gulp* He smuggled some rum-making bunnies from some demented island and took it to some witch named Calypso.. Anywho, he stumbled upon my fleet, and promised 250 barrels of rum when we meet again.. *stands and goes to Jack*
Bellatrix : Hello there, Jackiepoo, I believe you owe me something..
Jack : Looks like a hickie.. He's got sharp teeth there, err.. Do I know you? *sneaks off*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Mar 26, 2008 6:51:16 GMT 7
Bellatrix: Get back here, Jack Sparrow! *runs after Jack*
*explosion on the walls*
*everyone stops*
BD: My wall! My beautiful, beautiful wall! I spent 4,345 gold on that!
*smoke clears, revealing a very angry Anakin Skywalker (a.k.a. Darth Vader) riding a spaceship*
Darth Vader: I knew I'd find you here, Jackie Swallows. You owe me something.
BD: You owe ME something, too!
Darth Vader: Jackie Swallows, you stole my spaceship!
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Mar 26, 2008 13:52:04 GMT 7
AJ: *slowly backing away* Uh...Jackie Swallows..? I'm not Jackie Swallows! Hehe...hehe...Um, I'm AJ The Ass Slayer! *trips on a bar stool*
Darth Vader: *angrily walks up to AJ* Don't you try to fool me! I'd recognize those tits anywhere, anytime! You're Jackie Swallows!
Jack: *comes through the hole in the wall* She will NOT swallow!
AJ: *blush*...father...
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Post by TiniWini on Mar 26, 2008 14:43:07 GMT 7
Lucius : So the legend is right.. The wall's really made of gold.. *pockets a flashdrive-sized nugget* So, AJ's THAT prominent, eh? Where'd my Bella go?
Bellatrix : HOH YESH!! PUT IT IN JACK!! OUCH!! THAT HURT!!
Jack : HERE I COME!!
Bellatrix : I FEEL IT EXPLODE IN ME!!
Everyone else : O__O
Jack : It's a syringe!! For.. Uhh.. Her diabetes!! XD *trips on a bottle of rum* Ooh, here it is.. Here, Bella, swallow this..
Random girl reading Twilight : Hey!! I'm reading here!!
BD : Who are you, anyway?
Random girl reading Twilight : Just an extra so your bar wouldn't look so empty and *seductive giggle* oh-so-devastated.. *winks at BD*
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How'd you get here without anyone noticing?