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Post by TiniWini on Jun 28, 2008 3:37:50 GMT 7
Frost: *sees BIG RED button on the wall* OOOOHH!! WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? *pushes button and sees trap doors open beneath Itachi's and Sephiroth's feet* Itachi: My awesome ninja powers make me float! Sephiroth: Sorry, my feet are too big to fit in that hole.. *sees another BIG RED button and pushes it*
*the bar's whole eastern side blew up revealing Superman in the tub*
Superman: Oh no! May day! May day! Captain! The big yellow ducky's going to destroy the submarine! Nuuuuu~!! WHA? Itachi: ... Frost: ... Sephiroth: ... Oops? Itachi: So, got space for one more? Sephiroth: ... Frost: ... Superman: You're gay too?
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 28, 2008 9:06:36 GMT 7
Itachi: No. But...I like bath time... Sephiroth: ... AJ: ... Sakura: ... Sephiroth: ...you can't make me take a bath!! NEVEEEEER!!!!! *runs and hides*
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 28, 2008 13:25:10 GMT 7
Superman: Ohh, okay. *closes shower curtain* Oh no captain! The huge yellow ducky is hitting the sub! SWOOSH! BLAGSH! Nuuuu~! Itachi: *gets a drink and pours it on Sephiroth* Sephiroth: AHH! MY SKIN! IT'S BURNING! HOW DARE YOU POUR YOUR DEVIOUS ACID ON MEH~? Itachi: It's called sprite. Sephiroth: I knew that. Superman: Eeeeehhng! Ratatatatatatat! Shoot it down! Itachi: ... Sephiroth: ... Random girl: ... TOYS!
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 28, 2008 20:54:51 GMT 7
AJ: ...I like toys too... Itachi: I know.*winkwink* AJ: Ooh...*winkwink* Itachi: You know...I have a little vibrating toy in my pocket...we can go play with it...*winkwink* AJ: *gasp* Why do you have one of those?O.O Itachi: I knew we'd bump into each other. Back room? AJ: Yeah. *scurries off with Itachi*
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Post by TiniWini on Sept 25, 2008 19:23:35 GMT 7
*rain starts to pour outside*
Frost: Rain again? Sephiroth: I hate rain.
*floor starts to shake*
Sephiroth: Earthquake? Itachi: *heard from back room* NOOOOOOOOOOO~!! DON'T PUT THE VIBRATE MODE ON HIGH!! Sephiroth: ... Frost: ... Random Girl: ... Superman: OH NO SHAKEY SHAKEY!! TIDAL WAVE!! WOOSH!! Random Girl: *now reading Breaking Dawn* ... Edward Cullen: *bursts through the doors* DID I JUST HEAR.... A VIBRATOR? XD Random Girl: TOYS!! You wanna play with some toys, mister vampire? *googly eyes*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Apr 16, 2009 6:04:09 GMT 7
Edward Cullen: I'm a very sexy vampire from a very sexy dream of Stephanie Meyer.
Sephiroth: I'm a badass villain, making me very very sexy too.
Itachi: I'm a badass villain, too. AND I wear nail polish, making me ten times sexier than Sephiroth.
BD: I'm the motherfucking DEVIL. And I OWN this roleplay, so fuck all of you who think you're sexier than me.
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on May 16, 2009 22:25:23 GMT 7
AJ: No one is sexier than I! We must have a duel, Devil! Random Girl: Edward foreveeeeeeeeer!*strangles AJ with a banner*
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