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Post by TiniWini on Jun 7, 2008 0:12:33 GMT 7
Frost: You wanna see what I have inside? *opens coat*
Jee: Uhh.... Okay? XD
Frost: *pulls out a lightsaber* Look, it's PINK!! I stole the purple one from my friend Mace when he died..
Chewie: BLASHAWAGRRR!! (Do you have a brown one?)
Frost: *hands Chewie a large lightsaber* A wookie friend of mine lent this to me.. After a week, though, some jawa thought he was a chowchow dog and adopted 'em.. You can have it, if you want.
Chewie: *opens lightsaber to reveal a 6-foot bronze colored blade* KOARASHEEERAWRRRRR!! (Damn, I'm teh Sephiroth jedi, bitch!!)
Jee: Stop cursing, you hairball, there's a kid in here.. *points at Ms. Random Girl*
Random girl: Oh btw Itachi, my name's Precious.. XD
Smeagle: *goes into the bar* MY PRECIOUUSSSHH!!
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 7, 2008 3:00:50 GMT 7
(Martin, remember the rules. You're not allowed to control main characters i.e. Jee and AJ. Don't do it again, k?)
AJ: *at Random Girl* Back off, bitch! Can't you see he's trying to see what's under my coat-er his coat!
Itachi: Hehehe...you want me...
AJ: ...no!*blush* You know...I'm still bleeding...
Itachi: ...I know. It's very tempting.
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 7, 2008 6:42:33 GMT 7
RP Owner's Note: @#$! Martin you broke the rules officially two times now. One more and you don't get to co-own anymore. And if you're persistent I'm kicking you out of the roleplay.
*Sephiroth swoops into the bar with black wings and a menacingly evil smirk on his face*
Sephiroth: *points his Masamune at Chewie's throat* I'm the real Sephiroth, bitch!
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 7, 2008 10:55:31 GMT 7
AJ: *fanning herself* Oh my...Sephirot's kinda hot, don't you think?
Itachi: ...I'm hotter than him! My eyes are interesting! And hypnotizing!
AJ: That's because you use your jutsu thingy. And, puh-lease. You're wearing purple nail polish.
Itachi: *whispers something in AJ's ear* Yeah?
AJ: ...O.O Okaay...you win.
Chew: mroarrawrawrawr [Wookie for: What did you tell her?]
Itachi: That he wets the bed.
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 7, 2008 11:05:13 GMT 7
Sephiroth: Well.. Well you're in love with your little brother!
Itachi: I am not! You take that back! *superspeeds towards Sephiroth and points a kunai at his throat*
Sephiroth: Oh, so you want to play rough?
*Itachi and Sephiroth have an extremely cool fight*
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 7, 2008 11:28:02 GMT 7
AJ: Waaah...they're so hot...*eyes glazed*
Sakura: I know- I mean, my darling husband is the only hot guy in my eyes!
AJ: Fighting is smexy.
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Post by J e e c o . on Jun 7, 2008 16:04:31 GMT 7
Jee: Waaait, I thought fights weren't allowed? *runs to Sephiroth* I DUN LIKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, CHOKESLAM! *chokeslams Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: BIIIIITCH! *is chokeslammed* WTF did you do that for?
Chewie: WMAJFSLKJLADRAWR! (DUN HURT THE ULTIMO HAWT GUY! D:)
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 7, 2008 22:22:14 GMT 7
AJ: I hope Sephiroth never finds out Itachi's weakness...
Sakura: Hmm? What weakness?
AJ: *double-takes**whispers in Sakura's ear* Waffles.......
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 8, 2008 12:39:36 GMT 7
Sorry naman.. XD Couldn't really help it.. LOL unless it's okay to put one-liners here, sure..  Frost : *takes off in Imperial Dreadnaught* Hey, it's the falcon!! Do we shoot it down? XD Chewie : BLARGHBLAKOURNIKOVAGRR!! (No, dont!! My Anna Kournikova shrine is in the ship!!) XD |
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 8, 2008 13:29:01 GMT 7
(^nothing in the rules says one-liners aren't allowed)
AJ: I...smell something...nice...
Sakura: I know...what is that-
Jack: Children, lookie what I've made!
AJ and Sakura: *gasp* Waffles!
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 8, 2008 19:54:30 GMT 7
Blessed Devil: Hey, Sakura, I can make waffles too... T_T
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 8, 2008 22:52:57 GMT 7
Sakura: *yelling at BD* You idiot! I know you can make waffles! We're gasping because waffles are Itachi's secret weakness!
AJ: *gasp* OhMyGod! Sakura! You were so not supposed to say that!
Itachi: Jackie...
AJ: ...Uh-oh...
Sephiroth: ...waffles? Really?
Itachi: ...
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 9, 2008 4:50:19 GMT 7
Chewie : CRAWR? (Waffles! Is there chocolate syrup with that?)
Frost : You really love the color brown, don't you? XD
Itachi : I think I'm starting to see things. *goes hysterical* DON'T EAT MEH!
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Post by J e e c o . on Jun 9, 2008 6:25:51 GMT 7
Jee: waffles? You mean those incredibly delicious things of...softness? O:
Sakura: What?
Jee: Gimme! Dx *wrestles Sakura*
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Post by Blessed Devil on Jun 9, 2008 7:00:40 GMT 7
Blessed Devil: Oh no you don't! *strangles Jee* Sakura, get the waffles!
*Sephiroth quickly gets the waffles and points it at Itachi's throat*
*Superman bursts in*
Superman: Is somebody in trouble?
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 9, 2008 13:48:59 GMT 7
Itachi: *shrieks* OMGee! Save meeee!
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Post by TiniWini on Jun 10, 2008 2:43:25 GMT 7
Itachi : *gets desperate* Uhh.. *points waffles at Superman as well* Come any closer and I'll do it! Superman : Oh noes! Not teh WAFFLES! Random girl : WAFFLE~! *glomps on Itachi and eats waffles outta his hand* MMMM..  Chewie : GRAWRLABASH! (wow, that girl's looks kinky) |
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 10, 2008 18:59:27 GMT 7
Itachi: Hoorah! I am saved from the despicable waffles!
AJ: Why were they your weakness again?
Itachi: They go straight to my thighs.
AJ: ...
Sephiroth: ...
AJ: ...
Sephiroth: OMG. You are totally right!*gasp*
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Post by J e e c o . on Jun 27, 2008 16:42:33 GMT 7
Jee: ZOMG THEY GO WHERE? *aims blaster pistol at Itachi's thighs* HERE?
Itachi: HOLY SHIT, DON'T! >O
Sephiroth: *is going to repeat what he said* OMG. You are totally right!*gasp* BLOODY!
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Post by AJ the Ass Slayer on Jun 27, 2008 22:38:55 GMT 7
AJ: You ladies...always thinking about your diets and what not...
Itachi: *randomly screams* OMG! I chipped my nailpolish!
Sephiroth: Ooh. Nice. What shade is that?
AJ: ...
Itachi: ...
Sephiroth: ...
AJ: ...it is nice...what shade is that??
Itachi: ...I'm not telling you guys! You'd just copy me!*sticks tongue out*
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